$900 worth of Coke!
Filed under: $900, $900 stimulus package ftw, $950, 900 stimulus package, When will I get my $900 stimulus payment?
I have been receiving ALOT of complaints about my recent Hookers and Strippers suggestion from last Thursday, but it’s not what you’d expect. Apparently people were appalled that I didn’t include coke as a suggestion, cause apparently how can you have Hookers and Strippers without mentioning coke? So I figure I need to give the people what they want!! So I suggest that you purchase/hire one of these inflatable coke bottles. I figure they cost about $100 to hire for the day, then use your remaining $800 to buy ~ 685 litres of Coke and fill it! Booyah!
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One Comment on $900 worth of Coke!
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Ol on
Mon, 16th Mar 2009 9:46 am
Oh man!
450 litres of coke!!!
Sweet!
I’d be like Homer Simpson with “The Ark” sundae!
Having a Coke now :0)
(I don’t think I’ve ever typed the word “Sundae” feels weird, like I’ve made a spelling mistake)
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A smart man once said
"Give a man $900 and he can eat for a week, tell a man to vote Liberal and he wouldn't have needed the $900 to begin with."
