A boat! Never thought I’d be on a boat.

Grab your swim trunks, Flippy Floppies and you’ll be straight flowing on a boat on the deep blue sea!! A boat! I have always wanted a boat, pretty much more than anything. Boat owners have a certain air of class, regality and the fact that they know they are better than you. For like $500 you can pick yourself up an awesome boat on Ebay, and with the left over money you can buy yourself like 4 bottles Santana Champagne(yes THAT Santana)!!


If you are unawares of what I’m talking about…See The Lonely Island’s video aptly titled- “On A Boat”. Caution- It’s a little profane.

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2 Comments on A boat! Never thought I’d be on a boat.

  1. Hugh on Thu, 26th Feb 2009 9:12 am
  2. GET THE **** UP THIS BOAT IS REAL

  3. Ed on Thu, 26th Feb 2009 9:14 am
  4. **** trees I climb buoys motherfucker

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