Bikini Jeans!!

March 20, 2009 by Kruddler!
Filed under: $900 government payment, $900 stimulus package ftw, $950, 900 stimulus package, Economic Stimulus Payment, Uncategorized 

A very fashion forward friend of mine informed me that she was going to place an order for these as soon as that sweet sweet $900 stimulus package hit her account. What more can you say about Bikini Jeans? Except for the fact they are crazy expensive! I mean you don’t even get all of the jeans. You would be better off buying a normal pair of jeans, cutting off the waist area and fashioning it into a bikini and then reattaching it! Maybe I should start making patterns? Well they are $94.29 US which is like  $143 a pair! That’s 6 pairs for your $900 which I guess is enough pairs for you and your bridesmaids.
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6 Comments on Bikini Jeans!!

  1. PatMan on Fri, 20th Mar 2009 8:53 am

    2. LOL
    **dies laughing**

    “These r lyk… soo dir’y…”

    XD
    They remind me of Ms Agilera’s ‘Xtina’ stage.
    If saw a woman wearing these on the street, I could not contain the laugther.

  2. Anonymous on Fri, 20th Mar 2009 9:49 am

    3. Truly, truly gross.
    The only thing I can think of that’s worse is Metallica’s official line of g-string merchandise.

  3. Anonymous on Sat, 21st Mar 2009 11:33 am

    4. …ordering something from America with the stimulus money would actually be damaging our economy rather than helping it

  4. Chris on Sun, 22nd Mar 2009 5:27 pm

    5. As I’m in Australia, what if I make the order for everybody and then others can order their bikini jeans through me. I honestly cannot see how this would not benefit our economy. It’s flawless!

  5. Sami on Wed, 8th Apr 2009 9:12 am

    6. One of my good friends told me about the new bikini jeans. He also told me that they were only legal in California? I am not sure if that is true, but if anyone knows where else they are legal, please send me a e-mail at samilovesyou96@yahoo.com . Thank you!

    c(:

    Sami<3

  6. Hannah on Tue, 28th Apr 2009 10:08 am

    7. AH HA HA HA HA oh my god!! they are horrible, Kath n Kim Eat your heart out … you cant seriously be considering buying something like that! ah ah ha hahahaha

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