Buy hookers and strippers!
Filed under: $900, $900 government payment, $900 stimulus package ftw, $950, 900 stimulus package, Economic Stimulus Payment
You would be surprised how many people suggest that hookers and strippers would be a good way to spend $900. Well, actually you probably wouldn’t be…cause I get a thousand emails a day about it, and you are probably one of them! So I thought I should include this suggestion seeing as everybody is thinking it! From this website you can purchase 1 hooker for $40, so with postage I would say $55, which means you could get 16 hookers for you $900. Strippers are a different story and seem to be a little bit more expensive than hookers (who woulda thought?!). You can pick up some strippers for about $60 each, delivered from this website. So for your $900 you could get 15 strippers. I hope that has answered everyone’s questions, now you can stop emailing them as a suggestion!! Talk about stimulus package!
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6 Comments on Buy hookers and strippers!
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Ted on
Thu, 12th Mar 2009 9:33 am
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todd mckenney on
Fri, 13th Mar 2009 8:14 am
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Ol on
Fri, 13th Mar 2009 9:53 am
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$900 worth of Coke! | Blow My 900 on
Mon, 16th Mar 2009 4:54 am
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James on
Thu, 6th Jan 2011 9:39 pm
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James on
Thu, 6th Jan 2011 9:39 pm
I seem to have misunderstood. Your definitions of ‘hooker’ and ‘stripper’ are worlds away from my definition. I would post a link to pictures of my fav crack whores but I fear you might lose your PG13 rating…
hi, i’m a homosexual!
and Coke..
I prefer “classic” but others might go for “vanilla” or “zero” varieties. But don’t go “diet”… that stuff is awful.
Ugh, I’m going to have some coke now…..With ice.
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So they do shipping at home
I though it has womens **** that
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A smart man once said
"Give a man $900 and he can eat for a week, tell a man to vote Liberal and he wouldn't have needed the $900 to begin with."
