» $900 government payment

What did you spend your Stimulus on??

Kruddler! — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 10:21:08 +0000

Seeing as everyone has their money… I thought it be great idea if people let me know/send me a picture of what they blew their money on. I bought a digital camera. I know I know, after all the talk of stimulus and mentos and flux capacitors…I buy a lame camera. Even thinking about it now make me sick to the stomach, or it could possibly be the endless supply of chocolate covered potato chips I bought with the remaining $653. So I give you what I purchased…a canon ixus 80 and the most ridiculous photos I could find of them. Also, real people from documentaries/newspapers have emailed me asking about interesting things people spent their money, so if you have one….or have made pho7o5h0p skillz, do the right thing.

Stimulus Suggestion: Swine Flu Perephenalia!

Kruddler! — Wed, 20 May 2009 19:13:10 +0000

Everyone is thinking it, so why not do something about it! If you are afraid of the swine flu, maybe you could purchase some awesome novelty surgical masks! But if you aren’t afraid of it and really want to throw caution to the wind, you could buy an amazing Shirt Week T-shirt! Sure you will probably cop alot of backlash from heaps of people, but surely it’s worth it?
You- “Yeah you probably are write Guy who writes Blow My 900″
Me- “Yes, yes I am.”

Got swine flu? Somebody call the hambulance!

Stimulus Suggestion: Novelty mops!!

Kruddler! — Wed, 20 May 2009 06:04:27 +0000

Well we all remember those awesome Baby Mops that flooded the internetz not that long ago….now I have something that is probably slightly more legitimate! Walk ‘n’ Clean Mop Slippers easily mop your floors as you walk!! Yeah!!! 2 birds one stone much?? I think this is THE defintion. Combining a necessary life function whilst doing a menial chore! It would be like if they could combine urinating with folding the washing. Sure that’s not the best example, but you get the drift…right? Only $24.95 Australian +P/H!!

Stimulus News: Today is the Day!

Kruddler! — Sat, 16 May 2009 03:48:52 +0000

So today is the last scheduled day for receiving the $900. I’m not sure whether that means this is the last day they are sending them, or this is the last day people receive…either way, if you haven’t got your money, and you entitled to it…get your dialling finger ready!!

1300 686 636!!!!!!!!!!

Here is some listening music for while you are on hold…

Stimulus Suggestion: Go on a Somali Cruise

Kruddler! — Fri, 15 May 2009 03:46:14 +0000

I have just been passed this amazing suggestion by my lame co-worker! He has found a site that are selling Somali cruises that “sail up and down the coast of Somalia waiting to get hijacked by pirates”. I mean everyone is looking for a bit of adventure aren’t they?
They even, “guarantee that you will experience at least two hijacking attempts by pirates or we will refund half your money back, including gun rental charges and any unused ammo (mini gun charges not included)“. Anyways it made me chuckle on this fine Friday afternoon. I hope that if you haven’t got your money yet that it comes in the next day!!1!!

Somalian Pirate Flag

Stimulus News : Matt and Kathryn haven’t received their stimulus!

Kruddler! — Mon, 11 May 2009 04:50:38 +0000

Upon request from the Chocolate Potato chip lady herself, I have been asked to let you all know that her and Matt (her friend? pet monkey? not sure!) have not received their money yet! That is all.

If you have stories of zero stimulati0n and want to tell the world here is your platform! Also…if you have amazing artwork that depicts how your lack of stimulation makes you feel, please send it in!!

matt and kathryn

Stimulus Suggestion- Chocolate covered potato chips!

Kruddler! — Mon, 11 May 2009 02:06:21 +0000

Ok, so I got an email today saying that Aldi was selling chocolate covered potato chips. To be honest, these are two of my favourite things. I mean if Zooey Deschanel made me a spearmint milkshake, that would probably be the best, but I will settle for chocolate chips! I cannot substantiate the claims that these exist, but if they did, I couldn’t think of anything better to spend me money on! Also, if anyone shops at Aldi, could you please confirm that these (what I have deemed) leprechauns of the junk food world actually exist! HOLD THE PRESS— The original emailer (Kathryn) went out and took a photo for me!!!!1! Amazing!

chocolate chips from Aldi!!!!

Stimulation suggestion: Start your own blog!

Kruddler! — Thu, 07 May 2009 04:39:36 +0000

Today’s recommendation is to start your own blog! I mean, to be honest the world needs more awesomez blogs! So I have taken my own advice and started a new blogging sensation called Shirtweek- The best blog in Australia! Basically, atleast once a week I’ll do a blog post and then have my graphic artist buddy (N4NN4N4P) make a tshirt that best represents it! We don’t make any money from the shirts, and don’t ever intend to sell any, but we thought it would be fun!! So go and check it out!

shirtweek the best blog in australia LoLlZeR!!

Just to clear the air- Kevin Rudd is eating ear wax.

Kruddler! — Tue, 05 May 2009 07:03:57 +0000

Yes. It’s a sad indictment on Australia’s attention span when we forget WAXGATE from the 2007 election! It was one of the main reasons that I didn’t vote for him. I find eating your own earwax quite repulsive! Anyways, I just wanted to clear the air…here’s the famous Kevin Rudd ear wax eating video!

Stimulus Suggestion: A whole chicken in a can!

Kruddler! — Fri, 01 May 2009 06:15:58 +0000

This was brought to my attention a matter of minutes ago, and I deemed it so important that I am posting its amazingness RIGHT NOW!! This wonderful Friday afternoon I propose that you spend your $900 stimulus money on CHICKEN IN A CAN!!!!! This is not a joke people! This ain’t Seaworld…this is real as it gets!!! Check out the site and according to the person who sent it to me the pictures, “are gross…and cannot be unseen!”. I believe every word of that. What scares me more…is that it is all legit, you can buy a 6-pack of Chicken in a Can from Amazon for $49.99 (US). WOW.