What did you spend your Stimulus on??
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Seeing as everyone has their money… I thought it be great idea if people let me know/send me a picture of what they blew their money on. I bought a digital camera. I know I know, after all the talk of stimulus and mentos and flux capacitors…I buy a lame camera. Even thinking about it now make me sick to the stomach, or it could possibly be the endless supply of chocolate covered potato chips I bought with the remaining $653. So I give you what I purchased…a canon ixus 80 and the most ridiculous photos I could find of them. Also, real people from documentaries/newspapers have emailed me asking about interesting things people spent their money, so if you have one….or have made pho7o5h0p skillz, do the right thing.
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- That’s me on the end. For Realz.
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- Noir?
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- Why I had to buy a new camera. Seriously it’s a brick, sometimes I forget, and try to put film in it.
Stimulus Suggestion: Go on a Somali Cruise
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I have just been passed this amazing suggestion by my lame co-worker! He has found a site that are selling Somali cruises that “sail up and down the coast of Somalia waiting to get hijacked by pirates”. I mean everyone is looking for a bit of adventure aren’t they?
They even, “guarantee that you will experience at least two hijacking attempts by pirates or we will refund half your money back, including gun rental charges and any unused ammo (mini gun charges not included)“. Anyways it made me chuckle on this fine Friday afternoon. I hope that if you haven’t got your money yet that it comes in the next day!!1!!
Somalian Pirate Flag
Stun gun/pepper spray dispenser.
Filed under: $900 government payment, $900 stimulus package ftw, $950, 900 stimulus package, Stimulus Season, When will I get my $900 stimulus payment?
As you may have seen, I attempted to April Fool people yesterday with varying degrees of effectiveness. Actually I did receive a phonecall from somebody at their wits end pleading for it not to be true, and an explanation to their husband as to where they are going to get the $900 to pay for 6 pairs of bikini jeans they had ordered! Anyways, I also arrived at work to find that someone had programmed my computer to play 3 Richard Marx songs on repeat, and they hid it as a duplicate system process so I couldnt find it, awesome. Anyways, next year I will be ready… I know this is a bit of a rehash on the mobilephone and knuckle duster tasers post from oh so long ago, but I thought it was fitting. This thing is amazing! You can either tase then pepper spray them, or pepper spray them and then tase them! So many options. I totally think that these things would be illegal in Australia, but I just thought I would share it.
High Court Rules in favour of Brian Pape = April Fools!
Filed under: $900 government payment, $900 stimulus package ftw, $950, 900 stimulus package, Economic Stimulus Payment, Stimulus Package News, Uncategorized
That’s right, you heard it here first. The case brought against the Australian government in regards to the legitimacy of the $900 stimulus package has been successful and unfortunately it doesn’t look like we will be getting the payment in the near future (source)! I’m pretty annoyed at this news, especially as it’s so close to the date that we were supposed to get it. My friend thinks that this whole thing was a giant conspiracy so that we would spend our $900 package in anticipation of receiving the money! Can we appeal this decision? Someone has to surely?? I hope so, or it’s bye bye to stimulation money!!
Newsflash: Brian Pape Gunned down on his way to court! http://ozaccounting.com.au/2009/04/bryan-pape-gunned-down-on-his-way-to-court/
A novelty Haircut!
Filed under: $900 government payment, $900 stimulus package ftw, $950, 900 stimulus package, Economic Stimulus Payment, When will I get my $900 stimulus payment?
One of my regular contributors finally sent me something worthwhile, so I thought I would share it. Ted sugegsts that we use the money to purchase novelty haircuts! It surely would put me in a great mood if my annoying co-worker came in tomorrow with his hair shaped like a 19th century whaling boat or a banana. The BM900 staff enquired about getting their hair shaped into a 19th century whaling boat and were politely told by the hairdresser down at the local shop (‘The Hairem’) …”it would cost about $320″. So there you go! Here are some examples for you stimulus package spendage….
Squirrel Underpants.
Filed under: $900 government payment, $900 stimulus package ftw, $950, 900 stimulus package, Economic Stimulus Payment, When will I get my $900 stimulus payment?
I know I know, you are like…Blow My 900 is usually so informative and the ONLY place you come to in order to know what to spend your $900 stimulus payment on!! But today, the staff around here decided that it should be a little “silly”, it is after all, so darn close to the “Stimulation Season”. So today we recommend…Squirrel Underpants!! Not only do we not have squirrels here, but I’ve met a few squirrels in my time but you would be hard pressed to catch one and then put garments on them. I guess you could put these underpants on a small dog/cat or perhaps a possum? But I’m sure you’ve had some annoying person say to you…soo….what are you going to spend your $900 stimulus package money on?? Now you can excitedly reply with 80 pairs of SQUIRREL UNDERPANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Squirrel Underpants FTW
Hire Fat Cat for the day.
Filed under: $900 government payment, $900 stimulus package ftw, $950, 900 stimulus package, Stimulus Season, Uncategorized, When will I get my $900 stimulus payment?
A little while ago I suggested that you hire out Humphrey B Bear for the day, and well there was quite a backlash in regards to Fat Cat and his availability to be hired. Well fret no more! Turns that you can hire Fat Cat, well at least you can in Perth! The page also says you can buy Fat Cat dolls! I know that Perth are literally behind the times due to time differences, but seriously is Fat Cat still on television over there?! Can anyone confirm this? Sand ‘gropers’ I’m looking at you! Anyways, imagine how cool it would be to hire Fat Cat or a Fat Cat suit and go into work wearing it! Take casual Friday to a whole new level!!!!
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- THE Fat Cat
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- An actual Fat Cat.
A money booth!!
Filed under: $900 government payment, $900 stimulus package ftw, $950, 900 stimulus package, Stimulus Season, Uncategorized, When will I get my $900 stimulus payment?
Where will you keep all of your newly acquired money?!? A bank, under your bed, duffel bag, your lower intestine, bee hives?? NO!!! I have the best solution for your excessive cash problems….A money booth! Not only is it safe and secure, but you can frolick around in your hundreds of dollars whenever you please!! What screams success more than taking a vertical bath in hot, wet, sexy cash?! These things are all the rage in America especially the “Win Tunnel” . There is no pricing available for these money booths, but I think we all know why that is…it’s because you can’t put a price on complete and utter awesomenezzzzzz.
Click to see larger awesomenezz.
A piece of Michael Jackson!!!!
Filed under: $900 government payment, $900 stimulus package ftw, $950, 900 stimulus package, When will I get my $900 stimulus payment?
Ok OK. I hope you have calmed down after this post’s title. I’m sure a million things are running through your mind, and I bet about 85% of you have already got your wallets/purses out on your desk. I’m not sure whether you have heard, but “The Prince of Pop” is selling alot of his estate, and you could be lucky enough to own some. There is a massive Flash Catalogue that you can flip through, but they made it amazingly painstaking to search through quickly. Prices range from $100-$Loads! I have included my personal favourites below! And yes that’s a real ZOLTAR FORTUNE TELLER!!!(If you don’t know, stop coming to this site!!!! jks…lulz)
Bikini Jeans!!
Filed under: $900 government payment, $900 stimulus package ftw, $950, 900 stimulus package, Economic Stimulus Payment, Uncategorized
A very fashion forward friend of mine informed me that she was going to place an order for these as soon as that sweet sweet $900 stimulus package hit her account. What more can you say about Bikini Jeans? Except for the fact they are crazy expensive! I mean you don’t even get all of the jeans. You would be better off buying a normal pair of jeans, cutting off the waist area and fashioning it into a bikini and then reattaching it! Maybe I should start making patterns? Well they are $94.29 US which is like $143 a pair! That’s 6 pairs for your $900 which I guess is enough pairs for you and your bridesmaids.
A smart man once said
"Give a man $900 and he can eat for a week, tell a man to vote Liberal and he wouldn't have needed the $900 to begin with."
