Stimulus Suggestion: Dead cats!
Filed under: 900 stimulus package, Economic Stimulus Package, Global financial crisis, Stimulus Package Suggestion, When will I get my $900 stimulus payment?
I am not fond of cats. Really. If you know me, then you will definately know this to be true. I like dogs…in fact Dogz Rule! I like the fact that they are happy to see you,are energetic and enjoy chasing after a tennis ball just as much as I do! Cat people are like…pfft, why would you want a pet to always be happy with you, cats have personality. And to that I say this…you want to enjoy having a pet, you don’t want them to bite you for no reason! Just imagine that I actually had a girlfriend, I wouldn’t want one that was angry all the time and bit me (without asking). Case and point! So today I recommend you buy the book 101 Uses for a Dead Cat. I have not read it, but I can only assume it is totally awesome!
And now the award for the most overused image in “funny” emails goes to….
Stimulation suggestion: Start your own blog!
Filed under: $900 government payment, $900 stimulus package ftw, Economic Stimulus Package, Economic Stimulus Payment, Shirtweek- the best blog in australia references!
Today’s recommendation is to start your own blog! I mean, to be honest the world needs more awesomez blogs! So I have taken my own advice and started a new blogging sensation called Shirtweek- The best blog in Australia! Basically, atleast once a week I’ll do a blog post and then have my graphic artist buddy (N4NN4N4P) make a tshirt that best represents it! We don’t make any money from the shirts, and don’t ever intend to sell any, but we thought it would be fun!! So go and check it out!
shirtweek the best blog in australia LoLlZeR!!
Stimulus Suggestion: $900 worth of hot chips
Filed under: $900 stimulus package ftw, Economic Stimulus Package, Global financial crisis, Stimulus Package Suggestion, Stimulus Season
So I had an email the other day from someone that said….’I've always wondered what $900 worth of hot chips would like, now I have that opportunity’. I couldn’t agree more. Back in the day $2 worth of chips used to be enough. Now you go to fish and chip shop and you have to order a “small chips” for $3.50. WTH? I miss the good old days. Anyways, THEN I came across the Hot Chip Vending Machine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 This is an Australian company that sell a vending machine that spits out hot chips in under 2 minutes! Amazing!
NSW= Multiple Stimulationz! + the funniest blow my 900 comments!
Filed under: $900 government payment, $900 stimulus package ftw, Economic Stimulus Package, Global financial crisis, When will I get my $900 stimulus payment?
So if you’re in NSW, chances are your probably got stimulated last night, I have like a bazillion people report that they got their money last night. So hooray for you. If you are worried about your money, why not give the ATO a call…I’m sure they would LOVE to hear from you!!!!!! 1300 686 636!!
Also I thought I would list some of my favourite blow my 900 comments/emails so far!
- I have a disorder where I think im the fat kid from hey dad…Comments-Im going to fill the bathtub with coco pops and have a bath in them and eat my way out.
- Jason- I’m addicted to cooking in the nude
- Jonny- I like to draw dead cats:) Comments-i got my 900 today…wass sooo stimulated i drew 2 dead cats!
- Dk likes to sneak up to unsuspecting pelicans and give them a hug..Comments-ninjas are everywhere
- Travis is planning on offering Jelena Dokic the $900 to see her boobs
- Delta Goodrem’s estranged Uncle, name is a symbol (like Prince), received it by carrier pigeon, has peanut allergies and spent the money on drugs and cheap plastic ornaments from asian junk $2 stores.
NSW is encountering multiple stimulationszZZ!!!
Blow My 900 Fun Facts
Filed under: $900 stimulus package ftw, Economic Stimulus Package, Global financial crisis, Stimulus Package News, Stimulus Season
So I set this site up as a bit of fun! To see what people would spend their money and whether or not I could use one those suggestions. Things have gotten a little crazy since then!
It’s day 23 of Stimulus season and still I have nothing! I’m totally convinced that the government is going to it to me last…Maybe I will get any unclaimed cheques? Yes, I believe that’s what will happen!
As of today BM900 has had over 85,000 visits! We might almost hit 50,000 unique visitors this month!! Thats crazy
The site has had over 1800 comments and over 100 spam comments! (a true sign of success!). Also there has been multiple people trying to test out the swears filter (another true sign of success!).
I’ve had 150 report their stimulus reception and 237 reported postcodes! My favourite comment so far is the guy who claimed to a disorder where he thought he was the fat kid from hey dad!
I’m number 1 in Google searches for loads of stimulus related things! I’m so stoked to be number one for ‘Hookers and Strippers’ in Australia!!! I’m also stoked about being number 1 for Santana Champagne! And most importantly number 1 for $900 ea falcon!! I love it when people are looking for serious information about the Stimulus package and end up on my site!!!
Those Google ads have made over $120!! So keep clicking LOlzzEr! I also got offered a free massage from Ripple Massage!!
Thanks to everyone that has been to the site so far, it’s been super fun. And even if you are one of the lucky ones that have their money….keep checking back to see what you can spend it on!! Also, if you have any good suggestions, or want to let the world know what you spent your money on….let me know!! Shameless promotion is a plus!
Stimulus Suggestion- The Entire Samuel L Jackson back-catalogue.
Filed under: $900 stimulus package ftw, Economic Stimulus Package, Stimulus Package Suggestion, Stimulus Season
For the past week or so, I have been obsessed with Samuel L Jackson. Someone passed along to me a video of the TV edit of Snakes On a Plane and I have been wetting my pants with laughter ever since. I was perusing IMDB and having a look at Samuel’s body of work, turns out he’s been in 101 movies so far! I propose that with your $900 you could purchase every movie that Samuel L Jackson has ever been in!!!! Which is $9 a movie and totally do-able! It’s pretty crazy, turns out that his movies have made upwards of $4.5billion! My personal faves would have to be- Pulp Fiction, Snakes On a Plane, Jurassic Park and of course The Search for One-eye Jimmy!
Stimulus Suggestion- Gaming jacket to increase your 1337 h4xX0rzz!
Filed under: $900 government payment, Economic Stimulus Package, Economic Stimulus Payment, Stimulus Package Suggestion
I don’t know about you, but I’m particularly anti-social. Well it’s not so much that I hate society but that society hates me. I’m so lonely. Anyways, I have overcome this crippling agoraphobia through online gaming!! There is no better to escape the real world then by creating your own personal world where you are totally awesome, everyone loves you and no-one pities you for not having a lover or any kind of success! So in order to enhance this situation I recommend purchasing a First Person Shooter Gaming Vest!!! You may not be able to experience real emotions and interactions with people in the actual world but this jacket will help feel the impact of what it might feel like if someone was to shoot you! What is more awesome than that? Life-long companionship? A successful career? I think NOT!! These jackets are only $138 US+P&H, so I’m guessing you could probably secure one for like $350! Bargain! A small price to pay, I think you’ll agree!
Stimulus News- A “stimulus leak” from inside the ATO!
Filed under: $900 government payment, $900 stimulus package ftw, Economic Stimulus Package, Stimulus Package News
Thanks to MB, we have a link to a news.com.au article “ATO insider on the tax bonus payments timetable“. This outlies all kinds of crazy info from an ATO employee (apparently). Anyways, the main points are…
1. A bungle has meant some payments have gone to the wrong place;
2. ”Thousands of people” have incorrect details with the ATO and could be missing out;
3. He claims the ATO isn’t keeping track of calls to the hotline from people asking what’s going on;
4. He reckons people have had PLENTY of time to get their act together and should really stop complaining.
Who knows what it means, if it’s real or what, but I thought I would post it!
Day 16 and still no stimulation!
Stimulus Suggestion- Slinky Races!
Filed under: $900 stimulus package ftw, Economic Stimulus Package, Stimulus Package Suggestion, Stimulus Season
I had a lovely gentleman suggest that he would spend his money on creating some kind of underground slinky racing championship. The premise would be that you would either arrange the slinkies yourself or have actual racing teams prepare the slinkies and then race them down a large flight of stairs. You could then take bets on who would win, and I ‘m guessing…reap the millions of dollars of profit! I think it’s an amazing idea, it would just be a matter of finding a huge staircase and some slinkies! I’m thinking about it myself.If it’s as successful as I assume it is going to be, I would push for Olympic inclusion for 2016!! Jim Carrey would HAVE to be the spokesperson for it!!
Slinky Racing Championships
Weekend number 2- Where’s my money?!
Filed under: $900 stimulus package ftw, Economic Stimulus Package, Stimulus Package News
So it’s nearly week 3 of the stimulation season, and I’m still totally unstimulated! Anyone else feeling it? Or more likely not feeling it. Honestly I feel as though as I deserve my money… I’m a hard working Aussie who thinks this is a pretty good country, hasn’t ever been a burden on the gov’t, does his tax on time and thinks Khe San should be our national anthem. I’ve created loads of awareness and place where people can discuss the stimulus package, so I think I should get the nod and receive some of Kevin Rudd’s stimulation. I hate to see some “undeserving people” receive their money before me, and I think you know who I’m talking about…Twilight fans, people who don’t like lamingtons, and people who have never seen Star Wars. It makes me sick.
LOLRUS needs stimulation too!
A smart man once said
"Give a man $900 and he can eat for a week, tell a man to vote Liberal and he wouldn't have needed the $900 to begin with."
