» Economic Stimulus Payment

Stimulus Suggestion: Go on a Somali Cruise

Kruddler! — Fri, 15 May 2009 03:46:14 +0000

I have just been passed this amazing suggestion by my lame co-worker! He has found a site that are selling Somali cruises that “sail up and down the coast of Somalia waiting to get hijacked by pirates”. I mean everyone is looking for a bit of adventure aren’t they?
They even, “guarantee that you will experience at least two hijacking attempts by pirates or we will refund half your money back, including gun rental charges and any unused ammo (mini gun charges not included)“. Anyways it made me chuckle on this fine Friday afternoon. I hope that if you haven’t got your money yet that it comes in the next day!!1!!

Somalian Pirate Flag

Stimulation suggestion: Start your own blog!

Kruddler! — Thu, 07 May 2009 04:39:36 +0000

Today’s recommendation is to start your own blog! I mean, to be honest the world needs more awesomez blogs! So I have taken my own advice and started a new blogging sensation called Shirtweek- The best blog in Australia! Basically, atleast once a week I’ll do a blog post and then have my graphic artist buddy (N4NN4N4P) make a tshirt that best represents it! We don’t make any money from the shirts, and don’t ever intend to sell any, but we thought it would be fun!! So go and check it out!

shirtweek the best blog in australia LoLlZeR!!

Stimulus Suggestion- Gaming jacket to increase your 1337 h4xX0rzz!

Kruddler! — Mon, 27 Apr 2009 01:12:02 +0000

I don’t know about you, but I’m particularly anti-social. Well it’s not so much that I hate society but that society hates me. I’m so lonely. Anyways, I have overcome this crippling agoraphobia through online gaming!! There is no better to escape the real world then by creating your own personal world where you are totally awesome, everyone loves you and no-one pities you for not having a lover or any kind of success! So in order to enhance this situation I recommend purchasing a First Person Shooter Gaming Vest!!! You may not be able to experience real emotions and interactions with people in the actual world but this jacket will help feel the impact of what it might feel like if someone was to shoot you! What is more awesome than that? Life-long companionship? A successful career? I think NOT!! These jackets are only $138 US+P&H, so I’m guessing you could probably secure one for like $350! Bargain! A small price to pay, I think you’ll agree!

Payment Alerts.

Kruddler! — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 00:45:43 +0000

I got one of those pop-up windows when I logged into internet banking today that was like…be notified when you receive your $900 stimulus package! So I’m like heck yes! I added an email alert to let me know when I get $900 deposited into my account…I think you can even pay like 25c to be alerted by SMS!!!

Also if you wanna read day 3 of the Brian Pape Vs The world High Court transcript….here is the LINK!

High Court Rules in favour of Brian Pape = April Fools!

Kruddler! — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 23:17:16 +0000

That’s right, you heard it here first. The case brought against the Australian government in regards to the legitimacy of the $900 stimulus package has been successful and unfortunately it doesn’t look like we will be getting the payment in the near future (source)! I’m pretty annoyed at this news, especially as it’s so close to the date that we were supposed to get it. My friend thinks that this whole thing was a giant conspiracy so that we would spend our $900 package in anticipation of receiving the money! Can we appeal this decision? Someone has to surely?? I hope so, or it’s bye bye to stimulation money!!

Newsflash: Brian Pape Gunned down on his way to court! http://ozaccounting.com.au/2009/04/bryan-pape-gunned-down-on-his-way-to-court/

A novelty Haircut!

Kruddler! — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 17:16:19 +0000

One of my regular contributors finally sent me something worthwhile, so I thought I would share it. Ted sugegsts that we use the money to purchase novelty haircuts! It surely would put me in a great mood if my annoying co-worker came in tomorrow with his hair shaped like a 19th century whaling boat or a banana. The BM900 staff enquired about getting their hair shaped into a 19th century whaling boat and were politely told by the hairdresser down at the local shop (‘The Hairem’) …”it would cost about $320″. So there you go! Here are some examples for you stimulus package spendage….

Squirrel Underpants.

Kruddler! — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 17:49:51 +0000

I know I know, you are like…Blow My 900 is usually so informative and the ONLY place you come to in order to know what to spend your $900 stimulus payment on!! But today, the staff around here decided that it should be a little “silly”, it is after all, so darn close to the “Stimulation Season”. So today we recommend…Squirrel Underpants!! Not only do we not have squirrels here, but I’ve met a few squirrels in my time but you would be hard pressed to catch one and then put garments on them. I guess you could put these underpants on a small dog/cat or perhaps a possum? But I’m sure you’ve had some annoying person say to you…soo….what are you going to spend your $900 stimulus package money on?? Now you can excitedly reply with 80 pairs of SQUIRREL UNDERPANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Squirrel Underpants FTW

Bright Feet Slippers!

Kruddler! — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 18:50:48 +0000

Have you ever broken a toe or fallen over an object at night while moving around a darkened house? How about trying to rearrange your samurai sword collection with no lights on? Well worry no more!!! I present to you the Bright Feet lighted Slipper! Not only will you prevent your own grievous bodily harm but you will save hundreds on electricity bills!! Sure they would probably cost you $100 shipped from ebay to begin with, but surely thats worth never having to turn a light on in your house ever again!!! Just something to think about I guess….

Bikini Jeans!!

Kruddler! — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 18:51:50 +0000

A very fashion forward friend of mine informed me that she was going to place an order for these as soon as that sweet sweet $900 stimulus package hit her account. What more can you say about Bikini Jeans? Except for the fact they are crazy expensive! I mean you don’t even get all of the jeans. You would be better off buying a normal pair of jeans, cutting off the waist area and fashioning it into a bikini and then reattaching it! Maybe I should start making patterns? Well they are $94.29 US which is like $143 a pair! That’s 6 pairs for your $900 which I guess is enough pairs for you and your bridesmaids.

Uh-Oh Spaghettio!! They want to stop the Stimulus?!

Kruddler! — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 00:54:55 +0000

Some “guy” is taking the stimulation package to the High Court!! I don’t even understand what Bryan Pape is claiming?! He has problems with the way the bonus is being delivered by the government or something and is saying that it’s unconstitutional. I guess he must be in the upper tax bracket and doesn’t want ANYONE to get the $900 if he cant! If we don’t get it, I think I may need to invoice him for $900…

Source- Sydney Morning Herald
The gentleman who is responsibile- Bryan Pape