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What did you spend your Stimulus on??

Kruddler! — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 10:21:08 +0000

Seeing as everyone has their money… I thought it be great idea if people let me know/send me a picture of what they blew their money on. I bought a digital camera. I know I know, after all the talk of stimulus and mentos and flux capacitors…I buy a lame camera. Even thinking about it now make me sick to the stomach, or it could possibly be the endless supply of chocolate covered potato chips I bought with the remaining $653. So I give you what I purchased…a canon ixus 80 and the most ridiculous photos I could find of them. Also, real people from documentaries/newspapers have emailed me asking about interesting things people spent their money, so if you have one….or have made pho7o5h0p skillz, do the right thing.

Stimulus News: Today is the Day!

Kruddler! — Sat, 16 May 2009 03:48:52 +0000

So today is the last scheduled day for receiving the $900. I’m not sure whether that means this is the last day they are sending them, or this is the last day people receive…either way, if you haven’t got your money, and you entitled to it…get your dialling finger ready!!

1300 686 636!!!!!!!!!!

Here is some listening music for while you are on hold…

Stimulus Suggestion: Go on a Somali Cruise

Kruddler! — Fri, 15 May 2009 03:46:14 +0000

I have just been passed this amazing suggestion by my lame co-worker! He has found a site that are selling Somali cruises that “sail up and down the coast of Somalia waiting to get hijacked by pirates”. I mean everyone is looking for a bit of adventure aren’t they?
They even, “guarantee that you will experience at least two hijacking attempts by pirates or we will refund half your money back, including gun rental charges and any unused ammo (mini gun charges not included)“. Anyways it made me chuckle on this fine Friday afternoon. I hope that if you haven’t got your money yet that it comes in the next day!!1!!

Somalian Pirate Flag

Stimulus Suggestion: Dead cats!

Kruddler! — Thu, 14 May 2009 01:55:30 +0000

I am not fond of cats. Really. If you know me, then you will definately know this to be true. I like dogs…in fact Dogz Rule! I like the fact that they are happy to see you,are energetic and enjoy chasing after a tennis ball just as much as I do! Cat people are like…pfft, why would you want a pet to always be happy with you, cats have personality. And to that I say this…you want to enjoy having a pet, you don’t want them to bite you for no reason! Just imagine that I actually had a girlfriend, I wouldn’t want one that was angry all the time and bit me (without asking). Case and point! So today I recommend you buy the book 101 Uses for a Dead Cat. I have not read it, but I can only assume it is totally awesome!
And now the award for the most overused image in “funny” emails goes to….

Just to clear the air- Kevin Rudd is eating ear wax.

Kruddler! — Tue, 05 May 2009 07:03:57 +0000

Yes. It’s a sad indictment on Australia’s attention span when we forget WAXGATE from the 2007 election! It was one of the main reasons that I didn’t vote for him. I find eating your own earwax quite repulsive! Anyways, I just wanted to clear the air…here’s the famous Kevin Rudd ear wax eating video!

Stimulus Suggestion: $900 worth of hot chips

Kruddler! — Tue, 05 May 2009 00:06:21 +0000

So I had an email the other day from someone that said….’I've always wondered what $900 worth of hot chips would like, now I have that opportunity’. I couldn’t agree more. Back in the day $2 worth of chips used to be enough. Now you go to fish and chip shop and you have to order a “small chips” for $3.50. WTH? I miss the good old days. Anyways, THEN I came across the Hot Chip Vending Machine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 This is an Australian company that sell a vending machine that spits out hot chips in under 2 minutes! Amazing!

Stimulus Suggestion- Lucid Dreaming!

Kruddler! — Mon, 04 May 2009 02:39:49 +0000

I’m sure many of you (like myself) come home after a long day at work and love to relax! I find that there is no better way to end AND start the day than with a great sleep. I enjoy sleep, I won’t lie to you. Some days when I wake I wish that I was a professional sleeper, or some kind of insomnia medication tester! Anyways, I thought…how can I enjoy sleep even more?! LUCID DREAMING OF COURSE!!! For those of you who don’t know what it is, it’s when you are aware that you are dreaming and can actively participate and often manipulate the dream world and it’s surroundings!! Like last night I was on on a holiday with your mum in Las Vegas but that got kinda boring (you know how your mum can get!) so I turned into a jet-plane, bombed the Russians and then crashed into the sun. It’s awesome, so today I propose you buy a copy of Lucid Dreams in 30 days…it’s only $8.76 (US+P/H)! Deal! Maybe we can just lucid dream the whole way through the GFC!!

Stimulate your dreams!!!

NSW= Multiple Stimulationz! + the funniest blow my 900 comments!

Kruddler! — Fri, 01 May 2009 00:37:35 +0000

So if you’re in NSW, chances are your probably got stimulated last night, I have like a bazillion people report that they got their money last night. So hooray for you. If you are worried about your money, why not give the ATO a call…I’m sure they would LOVE to hear from you!!!!!! 1300 686 636!!

Also I thought I would list some of my favourite blow my 900 comments/emails so far!

I have a disorder where I think im the fat kid from hey dad…Comments-Im going to fill the bathtub with coco pops and have a bath in them and eat my way out.
Jason- I’m addicted to cooking in the nude
Jonny- I like to draw dead cats:) Comments-i got my 900 today…wass sooo stimulated i drew 2 dead cats!
Dk likes to sneak up to unsuspecting pelicans and give them a hug..Comments-ninjas are everywhere
Travis is planning on offering Jelena Dokic the $900 to see her boobs
Delta Goodrem’s estranged Uncle, name is a symbol (like Prince), received it by carrier pigeon, has peanut allergies and spent the money on drugs and cheap plastic ornaments from asian junk $2 stores.

NSW is encountering multiple stimulationszZZ!!!

Blow My 900 Fun Facts

Kruddler! — Thu, 30 Apr 2009 01:00:56 +0000

So I set this site up as a bit of fun! To see what people would spend their money and whether or not I could use one those suggestions. Things have gotten a little crazy since then!

It’s day 23 of Stimulus season and still I have nothing! I’m totally convinced that the government is going to it to me last…Maybe I will get any unclaimed cheques? Yes, I believe that’s what will happen!

As of today BM900 has had over 85,000 visits! We might almost hit 50,000 unique visitors this month!! Thats crazy

The site has had over 1800 comments and over 100 spam comments! (a true sign of success!). Also there has been multiple people trying to test out the swears filter (another true sign of success!).

I’ve had 150 report their stimulus reception and 237 reported postcodes! My favourite comment so far is the guy who claimed to a disorder where he thought he was the fat kid from hey dad!

I’m number 1 in Google searches for loads of stimulus related things! I’m so stoked to be number one for ‘Hookers and Strippers’ in Australia!!! I’m also stoked about being number 1 for Santana Champagne! And most importantly number 1 for $900 ea falcon!! I love it when people are looking for serious information about the Stimulus package and end up on my site!!!

Those Google ads have made over $120!! So keep clicking LOlzzEr! I also got offered a free massage from Ripple Massage!!

Thanks to everyone that has been to the site so far, it’s been super fun. And even if you are one of the lucky ones that have their money….keep checking back to see what you can spend it on!! Also, if you have any good suggestions, or want to let the world know what you spent your money on….let me know!! Shameless promotion is a plus!