Stimulus Suggestion: Swine Flu Perephenalia!
Filed under: $900 government payment, $900 stimulus package ftw, Shirtweek- the best blog in australia references!, Stimulus Package Suggestion
Everyone is thinking it, so why not do something about it! If you are afraid of the swine flu, maybe you could purchase some awesome novelty surgical masks! But if you aren’t afraid of it and really want to throw caution to the wind, you could buy an amazing Shirt Week T-shirt! Sure you will probably cop alot of backlash from heaps of people, but surely it’s worth it?
You- “Yeah you probably are write Guy who writes Blow My 900″
Me- “Yes, yes I am.”
Got swine flu? Somebody call the hambulance!
Stimulus News: Today is the Day!
Filed under: $900 government payment, $900 stimulus package ftw, Global financial crisis, Shirtweek- the best blog in australia references!, Stimulus Package News
So today is the last scheduled day for receiving the $900. I’m not sure whether that means this is the last day they are sending them, or this is the last day people receive…either way, if you haven’t got your money, and you entitled to it…get your dialling finger ready!!
1300 686 636!!!!!!!!!!
Here is some listening music for while you are on hold…
Stimulus Suggestion: Go on a Somali Cruise
Filed under: $900 government payment, $900 stimulus package ftw, $950, Economic Stimulus Payment, Global financial crisis, How will I get my $900 stimulus payment?, Shirtweek- the best blog in australia references!, Stimulus Package Suggestion, Stimulus Season, Uncategorized, When will I get my $900 stimulus payment?
I have just been passed this amazing suggestion by my lame co-worker! He has found a site that are selling Somali cruises that “sail up and down the coast of Somalia waiting to get hijacked by pirates”. I mean everyone is looking for a bit of adventure aren’t they?
They even, “guarantee that you will experience at least two hijacking attempts by pirates or we will refund half your money back, including gun rental charges and any unused ammo (mini gun charges not included)“. Anyways it made me chuckle on this fine Friday afternoon. I hope that if you haven’t got your money yet that it comes in the next day!!1!!
Somalian Pirate Flag
Stimulus News : Matt and Kathryn haven’t received their stimulus!
Filed under: $900 government payment, $900 stimulus package ftw, Shirtweek- the best blog in australia references!, When will I get my $900 stimulus payment?
Upon request from the Chocolate Potato chip lady herself, I have been asked to let you all know that her and Matt (her friend? pet monkey? not sure!) have not received their money yet! That is all.
If you have stories of zero stimulati0n and want to tell the world here is your platform! Also…if you have amazing artwork that depicts how your lack of stimulation makes you feel, please send it in!!
matt and kathryn
Stimulus Suggestion- Chocolate covered potato chips!
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Ok, so I got an email today saying that Aldi was selling chocolate covered potato chips. To be honest, these are two of my favourite things. I mean if Zooey Deschanel made me a spearmint milkshake, that would probably be the best, but I will settle for chocolate chips! I cannot substantiate the claims that these exist, but if they did, I couldn’t think of anything better to spend me money on! Also, if anyone shops at Aldi, could you please confirm that these (what I have deemed) leprechauns of the junk food world actually exist! HOLD THE PRESS— The original emailer (Kathryn) went out and took a photo for me!!!!1! Amazing!
chocolate chips from Aldi!!!!
Stimulation suggestion: Start your own blog!
Filed under: $900 government payment, $900 stimulus package ftw, Economic Stimulus Package, Economic Stimulus Payment, Shirtweek- the best blog in australia references!
Today’s recommendation is to start your own blog! I mean, to be honest the world needs more awesomez blogs! So I have taken my own advice and started a new blogging sensation called Shirtweek- The best blog in Australia! Basically, atleast once a week I’ll do a blog post and then have my graphic artist buddy (N4NN4N4P) make a tshirt that best represents it! We don’t make any money from the shirts, and don’t ever intend to sell any, but we thought it would be fun!! So go and check it out!
shirtweek the best blog in australia LoLlZeR!!
A smart man once said
"Give a man $900 and he can eat for a week, tell a man to vote Liberal and he wouldn't have needed the $900 to begin with."
