Stimulus News: Today is the Day!
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So today is the last scheduled day for receiving the $900. I’m not sure whether that means this is the last day they are sending them, or this is the last day people receive…either way, if you haven’t got your money, and you entitled to it…get your dialling finger ready!!
1300 686 636!!!!!!!!!!
Here is some listening music for while you are on hold…
Stimulation has occured!! I am stimulated!!
Filed under: $900 stimulus package ftw, Stimulus Package News, Stimulus Season, When will I get my $900 stimulus payment?
It’s finally happened! Last night in my sleep Kevin Rudd graced me with his presence/presents and stimulated me!! Hooray!
So everyone that hasn’t received their money yet…don’t worry…I’m sure it’s on its way! It was the first time I’ve been stimulated by someone named Kevin and for the most part it was pretty painless (the wait nearly killed me though!).
If you are unsure about your payment…give the ATO a call on -1300 686 636!! Tell them Kruddler sent you!! No, probably don’t do that!
kevin rudd stimulation
Just to clear the air- Kevin Rudd is eating ear wax.
Filed under: $900 government payment, Global financial crisis, Stimulus Package News, Stimulus Season
Yes. It’s a sad indictment on Australia’s attention span when we forget WAXGATE from the 2007 election! It was one of the main reasons that I didn’t vote for him. I find eating your own earwax quite repulsive! Anyways, I just wanted to clear the air…here’s the famous Kevin Rudd ear wax eating video!
Confirmation some students will get $1850
So I’ve have confirmation from a student friend of mine that just received $900 after previously receiving the $950 for students! So there you go, you heard it here first!
Blow My 900 Fun Facts
Filed under: $900 stimulus package ftw, Economic Stimulus Package, Global financial crisis, Stimulus Package News, Stimulus Season
So I set this site up as a bit of fun! To see what people would spend their money and whether or not I could use one those suggestions. Things have gotten a little crazy since then!
It’s day 23 of Stimulus season and still I have nothing! I’m totally convinced that the government is going to it to me last…Maybe I will get any unclaimed cheques? Yes, I believe that’s what will happen!
As of today BM900 has had over 85,000 visits! We might almost hit 50,000 unique visitors this month!! Thats crazy
The site has had over 1800 comments and over 100 spam comments! (a true sign of success!). Also there has been multiple people trying to test out the swears filter (another true sign of success!).
I’ve had 150 report their stimulus reception and 237 reported postcodes! My favourite comment so far is the guy who claimed to a disorder where he thought he was the fat kid from hey dad!
I’m number 1 in Google searches for loads of stimulus related things! I’m so stoked to be number one for ‘Hookers and Strippers’ in Australia!!! I’m also stoked about being number 1 for Santana Champagne! And most importantly number 1 for $900 ea falcon!! I love it when people are looking for serious information about the Stimulus package and end up on my site!!!
Those Google ads have made over $120!! So keep clicking LOlzzEr! I also got offered a free massage from Ripple Massage!!
Thanks to everyone that has been to the site so far, it’s been super fun. And even if you are one of the lucky ones that have their money….keep checking back to see what you can spend it on!! Also, if you have any good suggestions, or want to let the world know what you spent your money on….let me know!! Shameless promotion is a plus!
Stimulus News- Someone is thinking about making the giant diet Coke+mentos fountain!
So I had an interesting email from a guy at Nuskope who is considering the giant diet-coke and mentos fountain! I’m entirely sure how it will work, but head over to the post to give him your thoughts!
Stimulus News- A “stimulus leak” from inside the ATO!
Filed under: $900 government payment, $900 stimulus package ftw, Economic Stimulus Package, Stimulus Package News
Thanks to MB, we have a link to a news.com.au article “ATO insider on the tax bonus payments timetable“. This outlies all kinds of crazy info from an ATO employee (apparently). Anyways, the main points are…
1. A bungle has meant some payments have gone to the wrong place;
2. ”Thousands of people” have incorrect details with the ATO and could be missing out;
3. He claims the ATO isn’t keeping track of calls to the hotline from people asking what’s going on;
4. He reckons people have had PLENTY of time to get their act together and should really stop complaining.
Who knows what it means, if it’s real or what, but I thought I would post it!
Day 16 and still no stimulation!
Weekend number 2- Where’s my money?!
Filed under: $900 stimulus package ftw, Economic Stimulus Package, Stimulus Package News
So it’s nearly week 3 of the stimulation season, and I’m still totally unstimulated! Anyone else feeling it? Or more likely not feeling it. Honestly I feel as though as I deserve my money… I’m a hard working Aussie who thinks this is a pretty good country, hasn’t ever been a burden on the gov’t, does his tax on time and thinks Khe San should be our national anthem. I’ve created loads of awareness and place where people can discuss the stimulus package, so I think I should get the nod and receive some of Kevin Rudd’s stimulation. I hate to see some “undeserving people” receive their money before me, and I think you know who I’m talking about…Twilight fans, people who don’t like lamingtons, and people who have never seen Star Wars. It makes me sick.
LOLRUS needs stimulation too!
Important postcode news!
Filed under: $900 stimulus package ftw, How will I get my $900 stimulus payment?, Stimulus Package News
I have decided to post all of the postcodes that I have received over the past week on this page and on the Receivers page. I am also claiming that I have managed to work out the algorithm for the sending out of stimulus packages! LOLZER. Well it’s day 9 and I still haven’t got my money! My lame co-worker and my boss got their money today!! So not keen! I need some hope!!
Students may end up with $1850!!
Filed under: $900 government payment, $900 stimulus package ftw, How will I get my $900 stimulus payment?, Stimulus Package News, Uncategorized, When will I get my $900 stimulus payment?
Breaking news….
Due to the “urgent” nature of the stimulus package, no-one bothered to double check to see if it was fair/would work. According to news.com.au “UP to 340,000 students across Australia are set to pocket a $1850 double bonus from the Federal Government because of a loophole in the national stimulus package.”
Yikes! So yeah it seems as though students that work and entitled to both the payment for students and the payment for workers. I’m not 100% sure on whether this is all true, but if news.com.au says it’s true…it must be! lulz0rz.
A smart man once said
"Give a man $900 and he can eat for a week, tell a man to vote Liberal and he wouldn't have needed the $900 to begin with."
