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Loving is for lovers

Kruddler! — Thu, 03 Feb 2011 03:24:19 +0000

Sometimes it’s just best to state the obvious. Loving is for lovers

Loving is for lovers

Kanye and the Isnack 2.0

Kruddler! — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 03:39:05 +0000

I guess it’s been an age since I actually posted anything and I want to see if I can get this image to be number for Kanye and Isnack 2.0. Here’s hoping!!

Also Vegemite ISnack 2.0 is the worst name ever. And I should also start a new blog sometime.

kanye Isnack

Stimulus Suggestion: Go on a Somali Cruise

Kruddler! — Fri, 15 May 2009 03:46:14 +0000

I have just been passed this amazing suggestion by my lame co-worker! He has found a site that are selling Somali cruises that “sail up and down the coast of Somalia waiting to get hijacked by pirates”. I mean everyone is looking for a bit of adventure aren’t they?
They even, “guarantee that you will experience at least two hijacking attempts by pirates or we will refund half your money back, including gun rental charges and any unused ammo (mini gun charges not included)“. Anyways it made me chuckle on this fine Friday afternoon. I hope that if you haven’t got your money yet that it comes in the next day!!1!!

Somalian Pirate Flag

Students may end up with $1850!!

Kruddler! — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 01:58:59 +0000

Breaking news….

Due to the “urgent” nature of the stimulus package, no-one bothered to double check to see if it was fair/would work. According to news.com.au “UP to 340,000 students across Australia are set to pocket a $1850 double bonus from the Federal Government because of a loophole in the national stimulus package.”

Yikes! So yeah it seems as though students that work and entitled to both the payment for students and the payment for workers. I’m not 100% sure on whether this is all true, but if news.com.au says it’s true…it must be! lulz0rz.

High Court Rules in favour of Brian Pape = April Fools!

Kruddler! — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 23:17:16 +0000

That’s right, you heard it here first. The case brought against the Australian government in regards to the legitimacy of the $900 stimulus package has been successful and unfortunately it doesn’t look like we will be getting the payment in the near future (source)! I’m pretty annoyed at this news, especially as it’s so close to the date that we were supposed to get it. My friend thinks that this whole thing was a giant conspiracy so that we would spend our $900 package in anticipation of receiving the money! Can we appeal this decision? Someone has to surely?? I hope so, or it’s bye bye to stimulation money!!

Newsflash: Brian Pape Gunned down on his way to court! http://ozaccounting.com.au/2009/04/bryan-pape-gunned-down-on-his-way-to-court/

Hire Fat Cat for the day.

Kruddler! — Sun, 29 Mar 2009 18:29:38 +0000

A little while ago I suggested that you hire out Humphrey B Bear for the day, and well there was quite a backlash in regards to Fat Cat and his availability to be hired. Well fret no more! Turns that you can hire Fat Cat, well at least you can in Perth! The page also says you can buy Fat Cat dolls! I know that Perth are literally behind the times due to time differences, but seriously is Fat Cat still on television over there?! Can anyone confirm this? Sand ‘gropers’ I’m looking at you! Anyways, imagine how cool it would be to hire Fat Cat or a Fat Cat suit and go into work wearing it! Take casual Friday to a whole new level!!!!

A money booth!!

Kruddler! — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 18:25:57 +0000

Where will you keep all of your newly acquired money?!? A bank, under your bed, duffel bag, your lower intestine, bee hives?? NO!!! I have the best solution for your excessive cash problems….A money booth! Not only is it safe and secure, but you can frolick around in your hundreds of dollars whenever you please!! What screams success more than taking a vertical bath in hot, wet, sexy cash?! These things are all the rage in America especially the “Win Tunnel” . There is no pricing available for these money booths, but I think we all know why that is…it’s because you can’t put a price on complete and utter awesomenezzzzzz.
Click to see larger awesomenezz.

Bikini Jeans!!

Kruddler! — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 18:51:50 +0000

A very fashion forward friend of mine informed me that she was going to place an order for these as soon as that sweet sweet $900 stimulus package hit her account. What more can you say about Bikini Jeans? Except for the fact they are crazy expensive! I mean you don’t even get all of the jeans. You would be better off buying a normal pair of jeans, cutting off the waist area and fashioning it into a bikini and then reattaching it! Maybe I should start making patterns? Well they are $94.29 US which is like $143 a pair! That’s 6 pairs for your $900 which I guess is enough pairs for you and your bridesmaids.

Hire Thailand for a party!

Kruddler! — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 18:30:05 +0000

I received an interesting email the other day that proposed that if enough people pooled their money together, you could charter a 747, hire thailand and throw a massive party there! It’s a pretty incredible idea. $900X400 people= $360,000!!! Thats one pretty crazy party! I’m not sure about the feasability of Thailand as I’m not on the best terms with the consulate after “the incident”, but how bout a Whitsunday Island or maybe a motel in Dubbo?! Any exotic location would do really. What an awesome way to forget your financial distress and dismay!!

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Part 3! Mentos + Coke + Today’s post= Awesome!!!

Kruddler! — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 18:00:39 +0000

So. Over the last 2 days I have suggested that it would be possible to buy 685 litres of coke, 15,000 Mentos and a giant inflatable Coke bottle. I mean that’s good and all, but it’s like having Earth and Wind but without the Fire or the Snap, Crackle without the Pop. Today I suggest that it would be possible to create the worlds largest mentos geyser! You would need some kind of base for the Coke bottle(perhaps a hole), duct tape, a huge PVC pipe, a funnel, some plastic (fast food restaurant tray), a rope, a 1980′s JVC VHS video camera and a youtube account. You will also need to find 2 friends willing to purchase the aforementioned Mentos and Coke, but I’m sure that’s the easy part. Think of the fame and fortune!
Click to check out this amazing monstrosity!

I’m still searching for the ultimate name, so if you have one let me know!!!!!!!!!
PS I take no resposibility for any activities or products I suggest on this site!!