Stimulation for the nation!
February 5, 2009 by Kruddler!
Filed under: $900, $900 stimulus package ftw, $950, 900 stimulus package, Economic Stimulus Package, How will I get my $900 stimulus payment?, When will I get my $900 stimulus payment?
Filed under: $900, $900 stimulus package ftw, $950, 900 stimulus package, Economic Stimulus Package, How will I get my $900 stimulus payment?, When will I get my $900 stimulus payment?
It has been brought to my attention that all of this economic stimulation may in fact cause all kinds of stimulation. As a result, today’s suggestion for you and your $950 of economic stimulation goodness…5053 pregnancy tests! That’s right, you can get 10 pregnancy tests for $1.88! And with all this extra stimulation floating around, you may just need them…all of them!!!
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A smart man once said
"Give a man $900 and he can eat for a week, tell a man to vote Liberal and he wouldn't have needed the $900 to begin with."
