Stimulus Suggestion: Go on a Somali Cruise
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I have just been passed this amazing suggestion by my lame co-worker! He has found a site that are selling Somali cruises that “sail up and down the coast of Somalia waiting to get hijacked by pirates”. I mean everyone is looking for a bit of adventure aren’t they?
They even, “guarantee that you will experience at least two hijacking attempts by pirates or we will refund half your money back, including gun rental charges and any unused ammo (mini gun charges not included)“. Anyways it made me chuckle on this fine Friday afternoon. I hope that if you haven’t got your money yet that it comes in the next day!!1!!
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4 Comments on Stimulus Suggestion: Go on a Somali Cruise
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Peter on
Fri, 15th May 2009 11:53 pm
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Zombie on
Wed, 15th Jul 2009 2:25 am
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Uruguay on
Thu, 17th Mar 2011 12:37 pm
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abdimajid on
Tue, 5th Apr 2011 4:33 am
Is this a joke?
“Six attacks in 4 days was more than I expected. I bagged three pirates and my 12yr old son sank two rowboats with the minigun” lol what ever.
On a side note; yet to be stimulated here.
Leave Somalia alone. They’re looking out for their own 
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