Stimulus Suggestion: Dead cats!
Filed under: 900 stimulus package, Economic Stimulus Package, Global financial crisis, Stimulus Package Suggestion, When will I get my $900 stimulus payment?
I am not fond of cats. Really. If you know me, then you will definately know this to be true. I like dogs…in fact Dogz Rule! I like the fact that they are happy to see you,are energetic and enjoy chasing after a tennis ball just as much as I do! Cat people are like…pfft, why would you want a pet to always be happy with you, cats have personality. And to that I say this…you want to enjoy having a pet, you don’t want them to bite you for no reason! Just imagine that I actually had a girlfriend, I wouldn’t want one that was angry all the time and bit me (without asking). Case and point! So today I recommend you buy the book 101 Uses for a Dead Cat. I have not read it, but I can only assume it is totally awesome!
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A smart man once said
"Give a man $900 and he can eat for a week, tell a man to vote Liberal and he wouldn't have needed the $900 to begin with."
