» 900 stimulus package

What did you spend your Stimulus on??

Kruddler! — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 10:21:08 +0000

Seeing as everyone has their money… I thought it be great idea if people let me know/send me a picture of what they blew their money on. I bought a digital camera. I know I know, after all the talk of stimulus and mentos and flux capacitors…I buy a lame camera. Even thinking about it now make me sick to the stomach, or it could possibly be the endless supply of chocolate covered potato chips I bought with the remaining $653. So I give you what I purchased…a canon ixus 80 and the most ridiculous photos I could find of them. Also, real people from documentaries/newspapers have emailed me asking about interesting things people spent their money, so if you have one….or have made pho7o5h0p skillz, do the right thing.

Stimulus Suggestion: Swine Flu Perephenalia!

Kruddler! — Wed, 20 May 2009 19:13:10 +0000

Everyone is thinking it, so why not do something about it! If you are afraid of the swine flu, maybe you could purchase some awesome novelty surgical masks! But if you aren’t afraid of it and really want to throw caution to the wind, you could buy an amazing Shirt Week T-shirt! Sure you will probably cop alot of backlash from heaps of people, but surely it’s worth it?
You- “Yeah you probably are write Guy who writes Blow My 900″
Me- “Yes, yes I am.”

Got swine flu? Somebody call the hambulance!

Stimulus Suggestion: Novelty mops!!

Kruddler! — Wed, 20 May 2009 06:04:27 +0000

Well we all remember those awesome Baby Mops that flooded the internetz not that long ago….now I have something that is probably slightly more legitimate! Walk ‘n’ Clean Mop Slippers easily mop your floors as you walk!! Yeah!!! 2 birds one stone much?? I think this is THE defintion. Combining a necessary life function whilst doing a menial chore! It would be like if they could combine urinating with folding the washing. Sure that’s not the best example, but you get the drift…right? Only $24.95 Australian +P/H!!

Stimulus News: Today is the Day!

Kruddler! — Sat, 16 May 2009 03:48:52 +0000

So today is the last scheduled day for receiving the $900. I’m not sure whether that means this is the last day they are sending them, or this is the last day people receive…either way, if you haven’t got your money, and you entitled to it…get your dialling finger ready!!

1300 686 636!!!!!!!!!!

Here is some listening music for while you are on hold…

Stimulus Suggestion: Dead cats!

Kruddler! — Thu, 14 May 2009 01:55:30 +0000

I am not fond of cats. Really. If you know me, then you will definately know this to be true. I like dogs…in fact Dogz Rule! I like the fact that they are happy to see you,are energetic and enjoy chasing after a tennis ball just as much as I do! Cat people are like…pfft, why would you want a pet to always be happy with you, cats have personality. And to that I say this…you want to enjoy having a pet, you don’t want them to bite you for no reason! Just imagine that I actually had a girlfriend, I wouldn’t want one that was angry all the time and bit me (without asking). Case and point! So today I recommend you buy the book 101 Uses for a Dead Cat. I have not read it, but I can only assume it is totally awesome!
And now the award for the most overused image in “funny” emails goes to….

Stimulus News : Matt and Kathryn haven’t received their stimulus!

Kruddler! — Mon, 11 May 2009 04:50:38 +0000

Upon request from the Chocolate Potato chip lady herself, I have been asked to let you all know that her and Matt (her friend? pet monkey? not sure!) have not received their money yet! That is all.

If you have stories of zero stimulati0n and want to tell the world here is your platform! Also…if you have amazing artwork that depicts how your lack of stimulation makes you feel, please send it in!!

matt and kathryn

Stimulus Suggestion- Chocolate covered potato chips!

Kruddler! — Mon, 11 May 2009 02:06:21 +0000

Ok, so I got an email today saying that Aldi was selling chocolate covered potato chips. To be honest, these are two of my favourite things. I mean if Zooey Deschanel made me a spearmint milkshake, that would probably be the best, but I will settle for chocolate chips! I cannot substantiate the claims that these exist, but if they did, I couldn’t think of anything better to spend me money on! Also, if anyone shops at Aldi, could you please confirm that these (what I have deemed) leprechauns of the junk food world actually exist! HOLD THE PRESS— The original emailer (Kathryn) went out and took a photo for me!!!!1! Amazing!

chocolate chips from Aldi!!!!

Stimulation has occured!! I am stimulated!!

Kruddler! — Wed, 06 May 2009 00:04:16 +0000

It’s finally happened! Last night in my sleep Kevin Rudd graced me with his presence/presents and stimulated me!! Hooray!

So everyone that hasn’t received their money yet…don’t worry…I’m sure it’s on its way! It was the first time I’ve been stimulated by someone named Kevin and for the most part it was pretty painless (the wait nearly killed me though!).

If you are unsure about your payment…give the ATO a call on -1300 686 636!! Tell them Kruddler sent you!! No, probably don’t do that!

kevin rudd stimulation

Just to clear the air- Kevin Rudd is eating ear wax.

Kruddler! — Tue, 05 May 2009 07:03:57 +0000

Yes. It’s a sad indictment on Australia’s attention span when we forget WAXGATE from the 2007 election! It was one of the main reasons that I didn’t vote for him. I find eating your own earwax quite repulsive! Anyways, I just wanted to clear the air…here’s the famous Kevin Rudd ear wax eating video!

Stimulus Suggestion- The Entire Samuel L Jackson back-catalogue.

Kruddler! — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 00:19:20 +0000

For the past week or so, I have been obsessed with Samuel L Jackson. Someone passed along to me a video of the TV edit of Snakes On a Plane and I have been wetting my pants with laughter ever since. I was perusing IMDB and having a look at Samuel’s body of work, turns out he’s been in 101 movies so far! I propose that with your $900 you could purchase every movie that Samuel L Jackson has ever been in!!!! Which is $9 a movie and totally do-able! It’s pretty crazy, turns out that his movies have made upwards of $4.5billion! My personal faves would have to be- Pulp Fiction, Snakes On a Plane, Jurassic Park and of course The Search for One-eye Jimmy!