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Part 3! Mentos + Coke + Today’s post= Awesome!!!

Kruddler! — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 18:00:39 +0000

So. Over the last 2 days I have suggested that it would be possible to buy 685 litres of coke, 15,000 Mentos and a giant inflatable Coke bottle. I mean that’s good and all, but it’s like having Earth and Wind but without the Fire or the Snap, Crackle without the Pop. Today I suggest that it would be possible to create the worlds largest mentos geyser! You would need some kind of base for the Coke bottle(perhaps a hole), duct tape, a huge PVC pipe, a funnel, some plastic (fast food restaurant tray), a rope, a 1980′s JVC VHS video camera and a youtube account. You will also need to find 2 friends willing to purchase the aforementioned Mentos and Coke, but I’m sure that’s the easy part. Think of the fame and fortune!
Click to check out this amazing monstrosity!

I’m still searching for the ultimate name, so if you have one let me know!!!!!!!!!
PS I take no resposibility for any activities or products I suggest on this site!!

$900 worth of Mentos:The Freshmaker!

Kruddler! — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 18:42:31 +0000

Today is part 2 of a 3 part series. On this fine Tuesday, I suggest that your $900 government stimulus package would be best spent on 75 bags worth of Mentos. Each bag cost $11.96 and you you get 200 in each bag. That’s 15,000 mentos!!!!! That’s 1 mento (singular?!) a day for the next 41 years! That sounds like pretty awesome way to spend the rest of your life!!!
Youtube won’t let me embed this video but you should watch it! It’s the Foo Fighters “Big Me” and probably the best Mentos related filmclip ever made not to mention one of the greatest film clips of all time.

Jesus...The Freshmaker

Kevin37! A 37inch LCD TV!

Kruddler! — Sun, 08 Mar 2009 19:33:25 +0000

So I received word of the first real “Cash Grab” for your $900! Kogan has released the KEVIN37, which is pretty much it sounds like…a 37 inch LCD tv for $900. It’s a little misleading because you still need to pay S+H which will set you back another $50-$100! I mean I’m all for targetting people with catchy slogans, but atleast make it $900 delivered to your door! But on the bright side, you do get a free KEVIN37 T-Shirt! Nearly seems worth it. Actually I saw a 37inch Sony Bravia at Kmart this week for $999, which is reckon is a better deal…even though it doesn’t come with a tshirt!

Have a clown follow you around for 3 days!

Kruddler! — Wed, 04 Mar 2009 18:54:44 +0000

Apparently you can pay people to dress up as clowns and follow you around in order to overcome you fear of clowns!! This apparently is no joke, and I guess it’s probably the most literal online auction based immersion therapy that money can buy! What better way to spend your $900 than by overcoming a fear!!! So this auction finished on $355.00 US. Which basically means you could overcome TWO of your fears for $900!!!! Thanks Mr Rudd! Not only are you helping our economy, but you helping those poor out work clowns find a new niche for their services!

Overcome your fears!

A max wicked sick BMX!!

Kruddler! — Mon, 02 Mar 2009 19:00:11 +0000

I know that this is a little old, but I’ve just come across the original Ebay listing for it! This baby only sold for $134 which means that you could purchase 6 and then have some money left over to buy spare tyres (for the millions of skids) and contraception/pregnancy tests (pregnancy caused by extremeness to the maxxxx). Apparently it’s quite a rare chrome Aussie BMX and honestly would’ve been a great addition to anyone’s vintage BMX bike collection. So keep your eye out and you too could be doing boom gnarly stunt tricks in no time!!!

sickmax BMX

Tweet Tweet!

Kruddler! — Mon, 02 Mar 2009 00:30:50 +0000

So I figured that most people don’t actually use the Interweb like they should anymore, they just meander from social networking site to social networking site! So you can now follow BlowMy900 via Twitter, you never have to annoyingly type in the URL into the address bar ever again! Also, you can conveniently make suggestions! http://twitter.com/blowmy900

Your very own M & M’s!!

Kruddler! — Thu, 26 Feb 2009 19:13:16 +0000

I had no idea that such an amazing thing was even conceivable…up until today. I quite often talk of having a mind explosion (like the time I saw Ray Meagher at the shops)…but this nearly takes the cake! As it turns out, you can create you own M & M’s!!! Yeah totally crazy! You can get a picture of yourself or a message on them. I mean what better way to celebrate a birthday, bah mitsfah, or being 3 weeks sober! You even get the option of 3 fonts! Arial, comic sans, or brush script! I’m not kidding…you couldn’t make this stuff up! It’s like $35 (US) for 3 bags, so with shipping and conversion I would say you could get about 35-40 bags of M&M’s! Woo Hoo! EDIT: turns out they dont ship internationally AT ALL…. FAIL!!

blow my 900 m&ms!

Know what your dog is saying!!!

Kruddler! — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 20:00:41 +0000

ZOMG!! This has to be the greatest invention of all time! Today’s Blow My 900 special is the The Bow-lingual Canine Translator!!!Yes, that’s right, KNOW WHAT YOUR DOG IS SAYING TO YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now instead of wondering what’s on your dog’s mind you’ll be able to know which of 6 dog emotions it is feeling…• Sad• Frustrated• Alert to danger• Needy• Happy• Self-assertive ! Now it turns out that this product is currently sold out! It was $20 (US), so if and when it does come back into stock, you’ll be able to get yourself around 20 of these amazing contraptions!

Awesome computer generated dog-relayed sayings like – I’m ok- how are you,Please listen to me,Please take me out of here! and I’m on top of the world, could be resonating in your ears in no time at all!!

A Fun and Exciting Fly Swatter!

Kruddler! — Tue, 24 Feb 2009 20:26:32 +0000

Sick of the boring mundane ways to kill flies?? Me too! Yesterday I received an awesome suggestion for a 1500 watt electric fly-swatter! Now you don’t have to worry about hitting the fly/mosquito onto something, just get in within range of this bad boy and it’s lights out for Louie! This one is on special and is discounted at 72%! So with the exchange and shipping I think you could get about 33 of these marvels of man-kind!

Humphrey B Bear!!

Kruddler! — Tue, 24 Feb 2009 02:52:32 +0000

Turns out that you can hire Humphrey B Bear!! What an amazing day that would be! There was no pricing listed, but how expensive could an afternoon with Humphrey B Bear be? I’m thinking that $900 would get you ATLEAST an entire weekend of tom-foolery and good times. For those who don’t know, Humphrey was a pantless, mute bear that used to be on tv…doesn’t that sound awesome?! yes, yes it does!!

Say what you will about Fat Cat, but atleast he wore pants!!!