Parks and Recreation: Ron Swanson Is Ray Finkle!
I was watching Parks and Recreation that other day, just thinking about how amazing Ron Swanson truly was. Then I realised that I had seen him somewhere else before. Ron Swanson is the modern-day embodiment of Ray Finkle, the Miami Dolphin’s place kicker. I know this blows the Ace Ventura storyline WIDE open and it really makes no sense, but I’m telling you…they were at least seperated at birth! Maybe his name is Ray Swanson, and he changed his name so get away from the lime-light! Man…this really makes me want to write some Ace Ventura OR Parks and Recreation fan fiction! Am I right?! Are there people out there that make Parks and Recreation Fan Fiction!!!??! If you do, please let me know, that would AWESOMEZZZ.
Swanson is Finkle! Finkle is Swanson! Swanson is THE man!
Stimulus Suggestion- Slinky Races!
Filed under: $900 stimulus package ftw, Economic Stimulus Package, Stimulus Package Suggestion, Stimulus Season
I had a lovely gentleman suggest that he would spend his money on creating some kind of underground slinky racing championship. The premise would be that you would either arrange the slinkies yourself or have actual racing teams prepare the slinkies and then race them down a large flight of stairs. You could then take bets on who would win, and I ‘m guessing…reap the millions of dollars of profit! I think it’s an amazing idea, it would just be a matter of finding a huge staircase and some slinkies! I’m thinking about it myself.If it’s as successful as I assume it is going to be, I would push for Olympic inclusion for 2016!! Jim Carrey would HAVE to be the spokesperson for it!!
Slinky Racing Championships
A smart man once said
"Give a man $900 and he can eat for a week, tell a man to vote Liberal and he wouldn't have needed the $900 to begin with."
