Stimulus News: Today is the Day!

So today is the last scheduled day for receiving the $900. I’m not sure whether that means this is the last day they are sending them, or this is the last day people receive…either way, if you haven’t got your money, and you entitled to it…get your dialling finger ready!!

1300 686 636!!!!!!!!!!

Here is some listening music for while you are on hold…


Economic crisis doesnt have to mean transportation crisis! Come On!!

Hopefully that subject was a good enough segue into today’s object of financial acquirement. Amaze your friends with Will Arnett impressions, and well, that’s about it! I’m not sure what they are good for? Maybe office polo? But a segway is a pretty cool way to spend your $950. Sure you will need to enter into a “stimulation contract” with about 4 other people to get one, but surely it’s worth it! Only $4250…Australian Dollars! Winner!

Check out these $950 pants...come on!

Check out these $950 pants...come on!

What is this site?!

I thought it would be fun to make a website that made awesome suggestions for spending the $900 stimulus package, so this is my attempt! Have a look around, get comfortable, take your shoes off and maybe pour yourself a glass of cordial.

What Google wants you to spend your stimulus money on!!! LULZ!!!!




More things Google want you to spend your stimulus on (aka I'm trying to fill up all the white space on this page!)!