Stimulation has occured!! I am stimulated!!
Filed under: $900 stimulus package ftw, Stimulus Package News, Stimulus Season, When will I get my $900 stimulus payment?
It’s finally happened! Last night in my sleep Kevin Rudd graced me with his presence/presents and stimulated me!! Hooray!
So everyone that hasn’t received their money yet…don’t worry…I’m sure it’s on its way! It was the first time I’ve been stimulated by someone named Kevin and for the most part it was pretty painless (the wait nearly killed me though!).
If you are unsure about your payment…give the ATO a call on -1300 686 636!! Tell them Kruddler sent you!! No, probably don’t do that!
kevin rudd stimulation
Stimulus News- A “stimulus leak” from inside the ATO!
Filed under: $900 government payment, $900 stimulus package ftw, Economic Stimulus Package, Stimulus Package News
Thanks to MB, we have a link to a news.com.au article “ATO insider on the tax bonus payments timetable“. This outlies all kinds of crazy info from an ATO employee (apparently). Anyways, the main points are…
1. A bungle has meant some payments have gone to the wrong place;
2. ”Thousands of people” have incorrect details with the ATO and could be missing out;
3. He claims the ATO isn’t keeping track of calls to the hotline from people asking what’s going on;
4. He reckons people have had PLENTY of time to get their act together and should really stop complaining.
Who knows what it means, if it’s real or what, but I thought I would post it!
Day 16 and still no stimulation!
A smart man once said
"Give a man $900 and he can eat for a week, tell a man to vote Liberal and he wouldn't have needed the $900 to begin with."
