Brian Pape rejected!!! Stimulus package is a go!!!!!!
Filed under: $900 stimulus package ftw, 900 stimulus package, Economic Stimulus Package, Stimulus Package News
Well you heard it here first, or unless you have seen THIS ARTICLE…but the $900 stimulus package fight by Brian Pape has been rejected by the High Court!!!! Booyah! I think this may have put the payments back a bit. Originally they were meant to be sent out today, but I’m guessing it will be next week now!!!
Payment Alerts.
Filed under: $900 government payment, $900 stimulus package ftw, 900 stimulus package, Economic Stimulus Payment, Stimulus Package News
I got one of those pop-up windows when I logged into internet banking today that was like…be notified when you receive your $900 stimulus package! So I’m like heck yes! I added an email alert to let me know when I get $900 deposited into my account…I think you can even pay like 25c to be alerted by SMS!!!
Also if you wanna read day 3 of the Brian Pape Vs The world High Court transcript….here is the LINK!
Stun gun/pepper spray dispenser.
Filed under: $900 government payment, $900 stimulus package ftw, $950, 900 stimulus package, Stimulus Season, When will I get my $900 stimulus payment?
As you may have seen, I attempted to April Fool people yesterday with varying degrees of effectiveness. Actually I did receive a phonecall from somebody at their wits end pleading for it not to be true, and an explanation to their husband as to where they are going to get the $900 to pay for 6 pairs of bikini jeans they had ordered! Anyways, I also arrived at work to find that someone had programmed my computer to play 3 Richard Marx songs on repeat, and they hid it as a duplicate system process so I couldnt find it, awesome. Anyways, next year I will be ready… I know this is a bit of a rehash on the mobilephone and knuckle duster tasers post from oh so long ago, but I thought it was fitting. This thing is amazing! You can either tase then pepper spray them, or pepper spray them and then tase them! So many options. I totally think that these things would be illegal in Australia, but I just thought I would share it.
High Court Rules in favour of Brian Pape = April Fools!
Filed under: $900 government payment, $900 stimulus package ftw, $950, 900 stimulus package, Economic Stimulus Payment, Stimulus Package News, Uncategorized
That’s right, you heard it here first. The case brought against the Australian government in regards to the legitimacy of the $900 stimulus package has been successful and unfortunately it doesn’t look like we will be getting the payment in the near future (source)! I’m pretty annoyed at this news, especially as it’s so close to the date that we were supposed to get it. My friend thinks that this whole thing was a giant conspiracy so that we would spend our $900 package in anticipation of receiving the money! Can we appeal this decision? Someone has to surely?? I hope so, or it’s bye bye to stimulation money!!
Newsflash: Brian Pape Gunned down on his way to court! http://ozaccounting.com.au/2009/04/bryan-pape-gunned-down-on-his-way-to-court/
Hire Fat Cat for the day.
Filed under: $900 government payment, $900 stimulus package ftw, $950, 900 stimulus package, Stimulus Season, Uncategorized, When will I get my $900 stimulus payment?
A little while ago I suggested that you hire out Humphrey B Bear for the day, and well there was quite a backlash in regards to Fat Cat and his availability to be hired. Well fret no more! Turns that you can hire Fat Cat, well at least you can in Perth! The page also says you can buy Fat Cat dolls! I know that Perth are literally behind the times due to time differences, but seriously is Fat Cat still on television over there?! Can anyone confirm this? Sand ‘gropers’ I’m looking at you! Anyways, imagine how cool it would be to hire Fat Cat or a Fat Cat suit and go into work wearing it! Take casual Friday to a whole new level!!!!
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- THE Fat Cat
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- An actual Fat Cat.
Bright Feet Slippers!
Filed under: $900, $900 government payment, $900 stimulus package ftw, 900 stimulus package, Economic Stimulus Payment, How will I get my $900 stimulus payment?, Stimulation Contract, When will I get my $900 stimulus payment?
Have you ever broken a toe or fallen over an object at night while moving around a darkened house? How about trying to rearrange your samurai sword collection with no lights on? Well worry no more!!! I present to you the Bright Feet lighted Slipper! Not only will you prevent your own grievous bodily harm but you will save hundreds on electricity bills!! Sure they would probably cost you $100 shipped from ebay to begin with, but surely thats worth never having to turn a light on in your house ever again!!! Just something to think about I guess….
A smart man once said
"Give a man $900 and he can eat for a week, tell a man to vote Liberal and he wouldn't have needed the $900 to begin with."
