Day 7 of the Stimulus Season…I suggest some relaxation!
Filed under: $900, $900 stimulus package ftw, How will I get my $900 stimulus payment?, Stimulus Package Suggestion, When will I get my $900 stimulus payment?
Well I’ve just arrived back to work after the 4 day weekend and am not too keen. I also have not received my $900!! You would think after all this advocating the $900 that the Ruddz would want to expodite it to me…or give me one of these mysterious triple payments that some people are talking about! Anyways, I actually had somebody Twitter me and recommend that I purchase one of their relaxation packages! So I had a look, and it turns out you can get a chocolate massage that costs $185 for 2 hours. To be honest, I am a large chocolate fan and the thought that I can pay a possibly attractive woman to massage chocolate onto me for 2 hours warms my soul! Anyways, I think they are giving away a $1000 of massages if you sign up for their newsletter! I was stoked that someone actually approached me with their own idea…it’s a shame they didn’t give me a free massage!!! Come on!!
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- Chocolate simulation!
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- Applying the chocolate…
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- I’m assuming this is how you feel after your chocolate massage!
A smart man once said
"Give a man $900 and he can eat for a week, tell a man to vote Liberal and he wouldn't have needed the $900 to begin with."
