Part 3! Mentos + Coke + Today’s post= Awesome!!!
Filed under: $900 government payment, $900 stimulus package ftw, 900 stimulus package, Economic Stimulus Package, Economic Stimulus Payment, Uncategorized
So. Over the last 2 days I have suggested that it would be possible to buy 685 litres of coke, 15,000 Mentos and a giant inflatable Coke bottle. I mean that’s good and all, but it’s like having Earth and Wind but without the Fire or the Snap, Crackle without the Pop. Today I suggest that it would be possible to create the worlds largest mentos geyser! You would need some kind of base for the Coke bottle(perhaps a hole), duct tape, a huge PVC pipe, a funnel, some plastic (fast food restaurant tray), a rope, a 1980′s JVC VHS video camera and a youtube account. You will also need to find 2 friends willing to purchase the aforementioned Mentos and Coke, but I’m sure that’s the easy part. Think of the fame and fortune!
Click to check out this amazing monstrosity!
I’m still searching for the ultimate name, so if you have one let me know!!!!!!!!!
PS I take no resposibility for any activities or products I suggest on this site!!
$900 worth of Coke!
Filed under: $900, $900 stimulus package ftw, $950, 900 stimulus package, When will I get my $900 stimulus payment?
I have been receiving ALOT of complaints about my recent Hookers and Strippers suggestion from last Thursday, but it’s not what you’d expect. Apparently people were appalled that I didn’t include coke as a suggestion, cause apparently how can you have Hookers and Strippers without mentioning coke? So I figure I need to give the people what they want!! So I suggest that you purchase/hire one of these inflatable coke bottles. I figure they cost about $100 to hire for the day, then use your remaining $800 to buy ~ 685 litres of Coke and fill it! Booyah!
A smart man once said
"Give a man $900 and he can eat for a week, tell a man to vote Liberal and he wouldn't have needed the $900 to begin with."
