NSW= Multiple Stimulationz! + the funniest blow my 900 comments!
Filed under: $900 government payment, $900 stimulus package ftw, Economic Stimulus Package, Global financial crisis, When will I get my $900 stimulus payment?
So if you’re in NSW, chances are your probably got stimulated last night, I have like a bazillion people report that they got their money last night. So hooray for you. If you are worried about your money, why not give the ATO a call…I’m sure they would LOVE to hear from you!!!!!! 1300 686 636!!
Also I thought I would list some of my favourite blow my 900 comments/emails so far!
- I have a disorder where I think im the fat kid from hey dad…Comments-Im going to fill the bathtub with coco pops and have a bath in them and eat my way out.
- Jason- I’m addicted to cooking in the nude
- Jonny- I like to draw dead cats:) Comments-i got my 900 today…wass sooo stimulated i drew 2 dead cats!
- Dk likes to sneak up to unsuspecting pelicans and give them a hug..Comments-ninjas are everywhere
- Travis is planning on offering Jelena Dokic the $900 to see her boobs
- Delta Goodrem’s estranged Uncle, name is a symbol (like Prince), received it by carrier pigeon, has peanut allergies and spent the money on drugs and cheap plastic ornaments from asian junk $2 stores.
NSW is encountering multiple stimulationszZZ!!!
Happy Easter Stimulation! Predicting when you will get your package!!
Filed under: $900 stimulus package ftw, How will I get my $900 stimulus payment?, Stimulus Season, When will I get my $900 stimulus payment?
So I’ve had a few emails from people that have received their very own stimulus package!!!!!!!! Hooray! They have been updated on the “lucky ones” page, and I think I have a big enough sample to tell you if you are going to get your stimulus package soon…
Basically you have one or more of the following characterstics-
1) Love Delta Goodrem’s music, or actually BE Delta Goodrem (that’s the claim)
2) Be from NSW
3) Have the money deposited in your account
4) Like to eat peanuts
5) Be the actual “Sharona” that The Knacks are singing about in the classic “My Sharona”
6) Be Kate’s mum or a direct blood relative of Kate.
I hope for your sake, that you fit this profile. I’m thinking I have quite a wait on my hands!!
Also, is it weird to put jam on a hot cross bun? I think it is! But maybe I’m the weird one?!And seeing as it’s Easter, here is an awesome Easter pictures!
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- Jesus+Stimulus Package=Awesome
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- Jesus+Stimulus Package=Awesome
A smart man once said
"Give a man $900 and he can eat for a week, tell a man to vote Liberal and he wouldn't have needed the $900 to begin with."
