A coffin.

Kruddler! — Sun, 05 Apr 2009 21:14:00 +0000

There is a lot of frivolity that goes on around this website, and I guess there has been an outcry for some serious suggestions. Well I received a delightful tip-off from one of BM900′s wonderful Twitter followers! She suggested to think ahead and buy yourself your very own coffin! I mean when you think about it, you probably won’t get to choose it, and well you will end up spending a lot of time in it! Think of your loved ones and the torment they will have to go through picking out a coffin for their son/daughter/secret lover/mother/un-loved middle child/step-father Steve, and buy your own coffin today!!! Actually, I think I would buy this one off Ebay cause it kinda looks used(which is awesome!), and well I would have enough money left over for a chainsaw, flamethrower and jackhammer, cause seriously who’s NOT afraid of being buried alive?!

Have a clown follow you around for 3 days!

Kruddler! — Wed, 04 Mar 2009 18:54:44 +0000

Apparently you can pay people to dress up as clowns and follow you around in order to overcome you fear of clowns!! This apparently is no joke, and I guess it’s probably the most literal online auction based immersion therapy that money can buy! What better way to spend your $900 than by overcoming a fear!!! So this auction finished on $355.00 US. Which basically means you could overcome TWO of your fears for $900!!!! Thanks Mr Rudd! Not only are you helping our economy, but you helping those poor out work clowns find a new niche for their services!

Overcome your fears!

» ebay

A coffin.

Have a clown follow you around for 3 days!