» Economic Stimulus Package

Stimulus Suggestion: Swine Flu Perephenalia!

Kruddler! — Wed, 20 May 2009 19:13:10 +0000

Everyone is thinking it, so why not do something about it! If you are afraid of the swine flu, maybe you could purchase some awesome novelty surgical masks! But if you aren’t afraid of it and really want to throw caution to the wind, you could buy an amazing Shirt Week T-shirt! Sure you will probably cop alot of backlash from heaps of people, but surely it’s worth it?
You- “Yeah you probably are write Guy who writes Blow My 900″
Me- “Yes, yes I am.”

Got swine flu? Somebody call the hambulance!

Stimulus Suggestion: Novelty mops!!

Kruddler! — Wed, 20 May 2009 06:04:27 +0000

Well we all remember those awesome Baby Mops that flooded the internetz not that long ago….now I have something that is probably slightly more legitimate! Walk ‘n’ Clean Mop Slippers easily mop your floors as you walk!! Yeah!!! 2 birds one stone much?? I think this is THE defintion. Combining a necessary life function whilst doing a menial chore! It would be like if they could combine urinating with folding the washing. Sure that’s not the best example, but you get the drift…right? Only $24.95 Australian +P/H!!

Just to clear the air- Kevin Rudd is eating ear wax.

Kruddler! — Tue, 05 May 2009 07:03:57 +0000

Yes. It’s a sad indictment on Australia’s attention span when we forget WAXGATE from the 2007 election! It was one of the main reasons that I didn’t vote for him. I find eating your own earwax quite repulsive! Anyways, I just wanted to clear the air…here’s the famous Kevin Rudd ear wax eating video!

Confirmation some students will get $1850

Kruddler! — Mon, 04 May 2009 12:17:56 +0000

So I’ve have confirmation from a student friend of mine that just received $900 after previously receiving the $950 for students! So there you go, you heard it here first!

NSW= Multiple Stimulationz! + the funniest blow my 900 comments!

Kruddler! — Fri, 01 May 2009 00:37:35 +0000

So if you’re in NSW, chances are your probably got stimulated last night, I have like a bazillion people report that they got their money last night. So hooray for you. If you are worried about your money, why not give the ATO a call…I’m sure they would LOVE to hear from you!!!!!! 1300 686 636!!

Also I thought I would list some of my favourite blow my 900 comments/emails so far!

I have a disorder where I think im the fat kid from hey dad…Comments-Im going to fill the bathtub with coco pops and have a bath in them and eat my way out.
Jason- I’m addicted to cooking in the nude
Jonny- I like to draw dead cats:) Comments-i got my 900 today…wass sooo stimulated i drew 2 dead cats!
Dk likes to sneak up to unsuspecting pelicans and give them a hug..Comments-ninjas are everywhere
Travis is planning on offering Jelena Dokic the $900 to see her boobs
Delta Goodrem’s estranged Uncle, name is a symbol (like Prince), received it by carrier pigeon, has peanut allergies and spent the money on drugs and cheap plastic ornaments from asian junk $2 stores.

NSW is encountering multiple stimulationszZZ!!!

Stimulus Suggestion- Straws!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Kruddler! — Wed, 29 Apr 2009 01:14:59 +0000

Why straws?! Cause straws are awesome, silly! Sometimes I wish there was a foldable straw that I could stick in my pocket and carry around. I would probably name her Sassie. Sassie the Straw. I once met a girl called Sassie, it was one of the greatest things ever. Anways, today I propose that we create the world’s most amazing straw by spending $900 on these amazing straws!I would love to take $900 worth to the cricket or footy to see how far around it would go! Imagine drinking a guys beer like 50m away and him not even knowing!! Brilliant!!

Stimulus Suggestion- Bling!

Kruddler! — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 03:20:53 +0000

Today I would recommend that you and your shortie* spend your $900 to prove that you are better than someone! And what says that you are more affluent than bling*!! For those who are unaquainted with the term… BLING is- a slang term in hip hop culture referring to flashy or elaborate jewelry and ornamented accessories that are carried, worn, or installed, such as cell phones or tooth caps. So in linguistic terms, bling is an ideophone intended to evoke the “sound” of light hitting silver, platinum, or diamonds. Got it? I thought so. Personally I’m thinking about getting diamond encrusted grillz* but I suppose that if you gold-dipped your mobile phone, that would also be pretty dope*. Word*

*I apologise for the terrible lingo used in today’s post.

Brian Pape rejected!!! Stimulus package is a go!!!!!!

Kruddler! — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 23:51:46 +0000

Well you heard it here first, or unless you have seen THIS ARTICLE…but the $900 stimulus package fight by Brian Pape has been rejected by the High Court!!!! Booyah! I think this may have put the payments back a bit. Originally they were meant to be sent out today, but I’m guessing it will be next week now!!!

A stimulus package for your stimulus package!

Kruddler! — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 17:00:35 +0000

All this talk of stimulus packages made me think all the more about packages and stimulation. So I thought, I could totally buy a cool back-pack (package) that would excite me immensily (stimulate), and thus completing the circle of life! So far I am tossing up between the backpack that allows me to carry around my pet parrot ($30 US) or this bag which I have to assume is meant for a t-shirt ($25 AUD), but is so much funnier cause it’s not!!! Hilarious! So now you have a stimulus package for your stimulus package!! They only set you back like $40-$50, so get the rest of the $900 in cash and hit the town!!!
Click to enlarge…

Payment Alerts.

Kruddler! — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 00:45:43 +0000

I got one of those pop-up windows when I logged into internet banking today that was like…be notified when you receive your $900 stimulus package! So I’m like heck yes! I added an email alert to let me know when I get $900 deposited into my account…I think you can even pay like 25c to be alerted by SMS!!!

Also if you wanna read day 3 of the Brian Pape Vs The world High Court transcript….here is the LINK!