Stimulus Suggestion- Chocolate covered potato chips!
Filed under: $900 government payment, $900 stimulus package ftw, Shirtweek- the best blog in australia references!, When will I get my $900 stimulus payment?
Ok, so I got an email today saying that Aldi was selling chocolate covered potato chips. To be honest, these are two of my favourite things. I mean if Zooey Deschanel made me a spearmint milkshake, that would probably be the best, but I will settle for chocolate chips! I cannot substantiate the claims that these exist, but if they did, I couldn’t think of anything better to spend me money on! Also, if anyone shops at Aldi, could you please confirm that these (what I have deemed) leprechauns of the junk food world actually exist! HOLD THE PRESS— The original emailer (Kathryn) went out and took a photo for me!!!!1! Amazing!
chocolate chips from Aldi!!!!
Just to clear the air- Kevin Rudd is eating ear wax.
Filed under: $900 government payment, Global financial crisis, Stimulus Package News, Stimulus Season
Yes. It’s a sad indictment on Australia’s attention span when we forget WAXGATE from the 2007 election! It was one of the main reasons that I didn’t vote for him. I find eating your own earwax quite repulsive! Anyways, I just wanted to clear the air…here’s the famous Kevin Rudd ear wax eating video!
NSW= Multiple Stimulationz! + the funniest blow my 900 comments!
Filed under: $900 government payment, $900 stimulus package ftw, Economic Stimulus Package, Global financial crisis, When will I get my $900 stimulus payment?
So if you’re in NSW, chances are your probably got stimulated last night, I have like a bazillion people report that they got their money last night. So hooray for you. If you are worried about your money, why not give the ATO a call…I’m sure they would LOVE to hear from you!!!!!! 1300 686 636!!
Also I thought I would list some of my favourite blow my 900 comments/emails so far!
- I have a disorder where I think im the fat kid from hey dad…Comments-Im going to fill the bathtub with coco pops and have a bath in them and eat my way out.
- Jason- I’m addicted to cooking in the nude
- Jonny- I like to draw dead cats:) Comments-i got my 900 today…wass sooo stimulated i drew 2 dead cats!
- Dk likes to sneak up to unsuspecting pelicans and give them a hug..Comments-ninjas are everywhere
- Travis is planning on offering Jelena Dokic the $900 to see her boobs
- Delta Goodrem’s estranged Uncle, name is a symbol (like Prince), received it by carrier pigeon, has peanut allergies and spent the money on drugs and cheap plastic ornaments from asian junk $2 stores.
NSW is encountering multiple stimulationszZZ!!!
Stimulus Suggestion: A date for my brother’s wedding.
Filed under: $900 stimulus package ftw, Stimulus Package Suggestion, When will I get my $900 stimulus payment?
This is the second part to “My Brother is Getting Married” posts…and well to my loyal followers, I know what you are thinking…this is TOTALLY like your ‘A date for your 10 year high school reunion‘ post…and you’re probably right. But this is a more pressing matter. I have til like September to find a date for my 10 year reunion, actually I could probably even find a date I didn’t have to pay for (take that Sarah Gillespie!). So I’m thinking that the wedding is in 1 month, so I should be able to ‘arrange’ a date by then. It’s in Sydney, so if anyone is keen for a good time, let me know. I’m not sure whether I’d be all that excited to “pay” you per-se, but I could buy you a dress, corsage, and a dr pepper. This isn’t a joke. Plz leave a comment.
Click to enlarge the pictures!
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- Aptly titled- “My Brother’s Wedding”
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- I figure once you become a part of the family, things like this will happen.
Day 7 of the Stimulus Season…I suggest some relaxation!
Filed under: $900, $900 stimulus package ftw, How will I get my $900 stimulus payment?, Stimulus Package Suggestion, When will I get my $900 stimulus payment?
Well I’ve just arrived back to work after the 4 day weekend and am not too keen. I also have not received my $900!! You would think after all this advocating the $900 that the Ruddz would want to expodite it to me…or give me one of these mysterious triple payments that some people are talking about! Anyways, I actually had somebody Twitter me and recommend that I purchase one of their relaxation packages! So I had a look, and it turns out you can get a chocolate massage that costs $185 for 2 hours. To be honest, I am a large chocolate fan and the thought that I can pay a possibly attractive woman to massage chocolate onto me for 2 hours warms my soul! Anyways, I think they are giving away a $1000 of massages if you sign up for their newsletter! I was stoked that someone actually approached me with their own idea…it’s a shame they didn’t give me a free massage!!! Come on!!
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- Chocolate simulation!
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- Applying the chocolate…
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- I’m assuming this is how you feel after your chocolate massage!
Happy Easter Stimulation! Predicting when you will get your package!!
Filed under: $900 stimulus package ftw, How will I get my $900 stimulus payment?, Stimulus Season, When will I get my $900 stimulus payment?
So I’ve had a few emails from people that have received their very own stimulus package!!!!!!!! Hooray! They have been updated on the “lucky ones” page, and I think I have a big enough sample to tell you if you are going to get your stimulus package soon…
Basically you have one or more of the following characterstics-
1) Love Delta Goodrem’s music, or actually BE Delta Goodrem (that’s the claim)
2) Be from NSW
3) Have the money deposited in your account
4) Like to eat peanuts
5) Be the actual “Sharona” that The Knacks are singing about in the classic “My Sharona”
6) Be Kate’s mum or a direct blood relative of Kate.
I hope for your sake, that you fit this profile. I’m thinking I have quite a wait on my hands!!
Also, is it weird to put jam on a hot cross bun? I think it is! But maybe I’m the weird one?!And seeing as it’s Easter, here is an awesome Easter pictures!
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- Jesus+Stimulus Package=Awesome
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- Jesus+Stimulus Package=Awesome
Stimulus Suggestion- Celebrate in Style!
Filed under: $900 stimulus package ftw, 900 stimulus package, Stimulus Package Suggestion
Seeing as today marks the first day of the Stimulus Season…I think people should use that money and celebrate good times (COME ON!!). Even Snoop Dogg knew it when he said…
“I got the rolly on my arm and I’m pouring Chandon…”
So today, why not get yourself a bottle of Moet & Chandon!! $75, not bad! And with the left over money, you could get a vintage Rolex off Ebay for like $600!!
A stimulus package for your stimulus package!
Filed under: $900 government payment, $900 stimulus package ftw, 900 stimulus package, Economic Stimulus Package
All this talk of stimulus packages made me think all the more about packages and stimulation. So I thought, I could totally buy a cool back-pack (package) that would excite me immensily (stimulate), and thus completing the circle of life! So far I am tossing up between the backpack that allows me to carry around my pet parrot ($30 US) or this bag which I have to assume is meant for a t-shirt ($25 AUD), but is so much funnier cause it’s not!!! Hilarious! So now you have a stimulus package for your stimulus package!! They only set you back like $40-$50, so get the rest of the $900 in cash and hit the town!!!
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High Court Rules in favour of Brian Pape = April Fools!
Filed under: $900 government payment, $900 stimulus package ftw, $950, 900 stimulus package, Economic Stimulus Payment, Stimulus Package News, Uncategorized
That’s right, you heard it here first. The case brought against the Australian government in regards to the legitimacy of the $900 stimulus package has been successful and unfortunately it doesn’t look like we will be getting the payment in the near future (source)! I’m pretty annoyed at this news, especially as it’s so close to the date that we were supposed to get it. My friend thinks that this whole thing was a giant conspiracy so that we would spend our $900 package in anticipation of receiving the money! Can we appeal this decision? Someone has to surely?? I hope so, or it’s bye bye to stimulation money!!
Newsflash: Brian Pape Gunned down on his way to court! http://ozaccounting.com.au/2009/04/bryan-pape-gunned-down-on-his-way-to-court/
A novelty Haircut!
Filed under: $900 government payment, $900 stimulus package ftw, $950, 900 stimulus package, Economic Stimulus Payment, When will I get my $900 stimulus payment?
One of my regular contributors finally sent me something worthwhile, so I thought I would share it. Ted sugegsts that we use the money to purchase novelty haircuts! It surely would put me in a great mood if my annoying co-worker came in tomorrow with his hair shaped like a 19th century whaling boat or a banana. The BM900 staff enquired about getting their hair shaped into a 19th century whaling boat and were politely told by the hairdresser down at the local shop (‘The Hairem’) …”it would cost about $320″. So there you go! Here are some examples for you stimulus package spendage….
A smart man once said
"Give a man $900 and he can eat for a week, tell a man to vote Liberal and he wouldn't have needed the $900 to begin with."
