Stimulus Suggestion: Let’s buy the K Rudd’s house!!
Filed under: $900 stimulus package ftw, Stimulus Package Suggestion, When will I get my $900 stimulus payment?
I had an exciting email the other day from a gentleman who had the incredible idea to purchase “The Lodge” (the PM’s house, not this movie) and “Kirribilli House”. He went on to say,
“So much of my money would be used to maintain these nice homes every year. I will never get to live in or even use a sheet to eat on the carpet in any of these Houses under the current arrangement and that disturbs me.”
He proposes an interesing idea, we should all pitch in and buy these houses, that way whenever we are in Sydney/Canberra we have somewhere to stay! Also, it will feel as though we really do own a part of this country!!Power to the people! Also, we can charge Rudd for rent!! It’s this simple- if we put in 20 cents each we could spend $1.6 million dollars on buying his house/s!
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- The only decent picture I could find for the lodge!
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- kirribilli house
Stimulus Package Suggestion- $900 worth of Filet-O-Fish!
Filed under: $900 stimulus package ftw, Stimulus Package Suggestion, Stimulus Season
Well seeing as it is Good Friday, I figured it was totally appropriate that I suggested Filet-O-Fish! I have been thinking about them for so long now and I haven’t had a good reason to suggest them. But today! Oh today is perfect! A lot has changed since I donned the green-striped shirt, clip-on tie, visor, grease soaked skin and lack of dignity, so I think a Filet-O-Fish would probably go for about $3 in today’s economic climate!And well Maccas is one of the only places open today, which is lucky for me seeing as I forgot to do shopping this week. So if you’ve already got your $900…you could shout 300 people a Filet-O-Fish, and kick off Easter the right way! Also, we used to sell them for breakfast too, so if you’re feeling game…get a Filet-O-Fish instead of your hotcakes tomorrow!!! MMM fish!
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A quad filet-o-fish!!
Monumental Occasion
Filed under: $900, $900 stimulus package ftw, $950, 900 stimulus package, Economic Stimulus Package, How will I get my $900 stimulus payment?, When will I get my $900 stimulus payment?
So today I found out that the Rudd “government” plans to dole out the 2nd installment of its stimulus package. This will provide alot of Australians with $950, hence the reason for this website. This seems like a great idea right? And yeah you’re probably going to vote for them, despite issues such as the clean feed (which would probably shut this site down). So seeing as we are going to be loaded soon, I thought the Interweb needed a place to suggest rational and irrational ideas about how to spend your cash.
Today’s item is…. A Slushie Machine! That’s right! You may need to get 4 friends to go in with you, but for the low low price of $3519.09 you can get your own machine!!!
$950 x 4
A smart man once said
"Give a man $900 and he can eat for a week, tell a man to vote Liberal and he wouldn't have needed the $900 to begin with."
