A GIANT oversized LED clock.
Filed under: $900 government payment, $900 stimulus package ftw, 900 stimulus package, Economic Stimulus Package, Stimulus Season, When will I get my $900 stimulus payment?
I don’t wear a watch, to be honest they really annoy me and well I don’t need one of those unsightly tan lines! I have a clock on my phone, psp, computer, the sky etc…but on that rare occaision I’m not outside, or near one of the various electronic appliances that can tell me the time of day, I’m outta luck!! Until now! Not only would a GIANT oversized LED clock be great for telling the time from pretty much any room in my tiny house but it triples as an amazing light source AND calendar! I’m pretty sure you could rig it to be a basketball scoreboard, so you could also relive those glory days back when you were young and your life had meaning. They are $350 US, so basically you could buy 1 and maybe get it shipped (if they offered shipping). Sigh. Do you come with the clock?
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NOTE: A trusty reader has pointed out that this price is for a 6-pack of GIANT LED CLOCKS!!!!!!! Awesomezzzzz
A smart man once said
"Give a man $900 and he can eat for a week, tell a man to vote Liberal and he wouldn't have needed the $900 to begin with."
