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A coffin.

Kruddler! — Sun, 05 Apr 2009 21:14:00 +0000

There is a lot of frivolity that goes on around this website, and I guess there has been an outcry for some serious suggestions. Well I received a delightful tip-off from one of BM900′s wonderful Twitter followers! She suggested to think ahead and buy yourself your very own coffin! I mean when you think about it, you probably won’t get to choose it, and well you will end up spending a lot of time in it! Think of your loved ones and the torment they will have to go through picking out a coffin for their son/daughter/secret lover/mother/un-loved middle child/step-father Steve, and buy your own coffin today!!! Actually, I think I would buy this one off Ebay cause it kinda looks used(which is awesome!), and well I would have enough money left over for a chainsaw, flamethrower and jackhammer, cause seriously who’s NOT afraid of being buried alive?!

A money booth!!

Kruddler! — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 18:25:57 +0000

Where will you keep all of your newly acquired money?!? A bank, under your bed, duffel bag, your lower intestine, bee hives?? NO!!! I have the best solution for your excessive cash problems….A money booth! Not only is it safe and secure, but you can frolick around in your hundreds of dollars whenever you please!! What screams success more than taking a vertical bath in hot, wet, sexy cash?! These things are all the rage in America especially the “Win Tunnel” . There is no pricing available for these money booths, but I think we all know why that is…it’s because you can’t put a price on complete and utter awesomenezzzzzz.
Click to see larger awesomenezz.

Bright Feet Slippers!

Kruddler! — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 18:50:48 +0000

Have you ever broken a toe or fallen over an object at night while moving around a darkened house? How about trying to rearrange your samurai sword collection with no lights on? Well worry no more!!! I present to you the Bright Feet lighted Slipper! Not only will you prevent your own grievous bodily harm but you will save hundreds on electricity bills!! Sure they would probably cost you $100 shipped from ebay to begin with, but surely thats worth never having to turn a light on in your house ever again!!! Just something to think about I guess….

Part 3! Mentos + Coke + Today’s post= Awesome!!!

Kruddler! — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 18:00:39 +0000

So. Over the last 2 days I have suggested that it would be possible to buy 685 litres of coke, 15,000 Mentos and a giant inflatable Coke bottle. I mean that’s good and all, but it’s like having Earth and Wind but without the Fire or the Snap, Crackle without the Pop. Today I suggest that it would be possible to create the worlds largest mentos geyser! You would need some kind of base for the Coke bottle(perhaps a hole), duct tape, a huge PVC pipe, a funnel, some plastic (fast food restaurant tray), a rope, a 1980′s JVC VHS video camera and a youtube account. You will also need to find 2 friends willing to purchase the aforementioned Mentos and Coke, but I’m sure that’s the easy part. Think of the fame and fortune!
Click to check out this amazing monstrosity!

I’m still searching for the ultimate name, so if you have one let me know!!!!!!!!!
PS I take no resposibility for any activities or products I suggest on this site!!