Brian Pape rejected!!! Stimulus package is a go!!!!!!

Well you heard it here first, or unless you have seen THIS ARTICLE…but the $900 stimulus package fight by Brian Pape has been rejected by the High Court!!!! Booyah! I think this may have put the payments back a bit. Originally they were meant to be sent out today, but I’m guessing it will be next week now!!!

Payment Alerts.

I got one of those pop-up windows when I logged into internet banking today that was like…be notified when you receive your $900 stimulus package! So I’m like heck yes!  I added an email alert to let me know when I get $900 deposited into my account…I think you can even pay like 25c to be alerted by SMS!!!

Also if you wanna read day 3 of the Brian Pape Vs The world High Court transcript….here is the LINK!

High Court Rules in favour of Brian Pape = April Fools!

That’s right, you heard it here first. The case brought against the Australian government in regards to the legitimacy of the $900 stimulus package has been successful and unfortunately it doesn’t look like we will be getting the payment in the near future (source)! I’m pretty annoyed at this news, especially as it’s so close to the date that we were supposed to get it. My friend thinks that this whole thing was a giant conspiracy so that we would spend our $900 package in anticipation of receiving the money! Can we appeal this decision? Someone has to surely?? I hope so, or it’s bye bye to stimulation money!!

Newsflash: Brian Pape Gunned down on his way to court!  http://ozaccounting.com.au/2009/04/bryan-pape-gunned-down-on-his-way-to-court/

Uh-Oh Spaghettio!! They want to stop the Stimulus?!

Some “guy” is taking the stimulation package to the High Court!! I don’t even understand what Bryan Pape  is claiming?! He has problems with the way the bonus is being delivered by the government or something and is saying that it’s unconstitutional. I guess he must be in the upper tax bracket and doesn’t want ANYONE to get the $900 if he cant! If we don’t get it, I think I may need to invoice him for $900…

Source- Sydney Morning Herald
The gentleman who is responsibile- Bryan Pape

What is this site?!

I thought it would be fun to make a website that made awesome suggestions for spending the $900 stimulus package, so this is my attempt! Have a look around, get comfortable, take your shoes off and maybe pour yourself a glass of cordial.

What Google wants you to spend your stimulus money on!!! LULZ!!!!




More things Google want you to spend your stimulus on (aka I'm trying to fill up all the white space on this page!)!