Personal Protection!

I was thinking today, man I don’t feel very secure. Sure this may be to do with my own feelings of inadequacy and lack of self-esteem, but it also may be to do with the fact that I don’t have a taser.

Today’s suggestion for your Krudd Kash- Tasers! They are cheap and effective! These are two of my personal faves…

Mobile Phone Taser!Kuckle duster taser!
At only $70 US you could buy quite a few. They probably illegal in Australia, so this dream may not be all that possible. Sigh.

What is this site?!

I thought it would be fun to make a website that made awesome suggestions for spending the $900 stimulus package, so this is my attempt! Have a look around, get comfortable, take your shoes off and maybe pour yourself a glass of cordial.

What Google wants you to spend your stimulus money on!!! LULZ!!!!




More things Google want you to spend your stimulus on (aka I'm trying to fill up all the white space on this page!)!