Stimulus Suggestion- Slinky Races!

I had a lovely gentleman suggest that he would spend his money on creating some kind of underground slinky racing championship. The premise would be that you would either arrange the slinkies yourself or have actual racing teams prepare the slinkies and then race them down a large flight of stairs. You could then take bets on who would win, and I ‘m guessing…reap the millions of dollars of profit! I think it’s an amazing idea, it would just be a matter of finding a huge staircase and some slinkies! I’m thinking about it myself.If it’s as successful as I assume it is going to be, I would push for Olympic inclusion for 2016!! Jim Carrey would HAVE to be the spokesperson for it!!

Slinky Racing Championships

Slinky Racing Championships

Stimulus Package Suggestion- A Laserdisc Player

I love redundant technologies! It is quite common to see me rollerblading along the beach with my Sony mini-disc listening to TaxiRide and thinking about how much I love Fags . So now I recommend that you purchase a laser disc player with your $900 stimulus package. A mate of mine has one, and tbh it is like 12-13x better than blu-ray, no lie. If you have never experienced laserdisc, it’s pretty safe to say that you have never experienced life to its fullest!

Stimulus Package= LaserDisc!

Stimulus Package= LaserDisc!

Stimulation for the nation!

It has been brought to my attention that all of this economic stimulation may in fact cause all kinds of stimulation. As a result, today’s suggestion for you and your $950 of economic stimulation goodness…5053 pregnancy tests! That’s right, you can get 10 pregnancy tests for $1.88! And with all this extra stimulation floating around, you may just need them…all of them!!!
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What is this site?!

I thought it would be fun to make a website that made awesome suggestions for spending the $900 stimulus package, so this is my attempt! Have a look around, get comfortable, take your shoes off and maybe pour yourself a glass of cordial.

What Google wants you to spend your stimulus money on!!! LULZ!!!!




More things Google want you to spend your stimulus on (aka I'm trying to fill up all the white space on this page!)!