Stimulus Suggestion: Dead cats!
Filed under: 900 stimulus package, Economic Stimulus Package, Global financial crisis, Stimulus Package Suggestion, When will I get my $900 stimulus payment?
I am not fond of cats. Really. If you know me, then you will definately know this to be true. I like dogs…in fact Dogz Rule! I like the fact that they are happy to see you,are energetic and enjoy chasing after a tennis ball just as much as I do! Cat people are like…pfft, why would you want a pet to always be happy with you, cats have personality. And to that I say this…you want to enjoy having a pet, you don’t want them to bite you for no reason! Just imagine that I actually had a girlfriend, I wouldn’t want one that was angry all the time and bit me (without asking). Case and point! So today I recommend you buy the book 101 Uses for a Dead Cat. I have not read it, but I can only assume it is totally awesome!
And now the award for the most overused image in “funny” emails goes to….
NSW= Multiple Stimulationz! + the funniest blow my 900 comments!
Filed under: $900 government payment, $900 stimulus package ftw, Economic Stimulus Package, Global financial crisis, When will I get my $900 stimulus payment?
So if you’re in NSW, chances are your probably got stimulated last night, I have like a bazillion people report that they got their money last night. So hooray for you. If you are worried about your money, why not give the ATO a call…I’m sure they would LOVE to hear from you!!!!!! 1300 686 636!!
Also I thought I would list some of my favourite blow my 900 comments/emails so far!
- I have a disorder where I think im the fat kid from hey dad…Comments-Im going to fill the bathtub with coco pops and have a bath in them and eat my way out.
- Jason- I’m addicted to cooking in the nude
- Jonny- I like to draw dead cats:) Comments-i got my 900 today…wass sooo stimulated i drew 2 dead cats!
- Dk likes to sneak up to unsuspecting pelicans and give them a hug..Comments-ninjas are everywhere
- Travis is planning on offering Jelena Dokic the $900 to see her boobs
- Delta Goodrem’s estranged Uncle, name is a symbol (like Prince), received it by carrier pigeon, has peanut allergies and spent the money on drugs and cheap plastic ornaments from asian junk $2 stores.
NSW is encountering multiple stimulationszZZ!!!
$900 worth of Mentos:The Freshmaker!
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Today is part 2 of a 3 part series. On this fine Tuesday, I suggest that your $900 government stimulus package would be best spent on 75 bags worth of Mentos. Each bag cost $11.96 and you you get 200 in each bag. That’s 15,000 mentos!!!!! That’s 1 mento (singular?!) a day for the next 41 years! That sounds like pretty awesome way to spend the rest of your life!!!
Youtube won’t let me embed this video but you should watch it! It’s the Foo Fighters “Big Me” and probably the best Mentos related filmclip ever made not to mention one of the greatest film clips of all time.
Jesus...The Freshmaker
I pity the fool- The Mr.T Flavorwave Oven!
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This is not a joke. When I stumbled across the Mr.T Flavorwave Oven, I foolishly thought otherwise. Apparently the Mr T Flavorwave Oven® is a miracle breakthrough that turbo cooks all your favourite foods up to three times faster, with no added fat or your money back!!!! WOW. It seems like such an amazing product, and to have the reputable backing of Mr T, it really is a no-brainer! Imagine mouth watering Turkey in 20 minutes! I know I can’t. You can pick up about 3 of these for your $900 and still have money left over to buy the A-Team boxsets you’ve had you eye on!
A max wicked sick BMX!!
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I know that this is a little old, but I’ve just come across the original Ebay listing for it! This baby only sold for $134 which means that you could purchase 6 and then have some money left over to buy spare tyres (for the millions of skids) and contraception/pregnancy tests (pregnancy caused by extremeness to the maxxxx). Apparently it’s quite a rare chrome Aussie BMX and honestly would’ve been a great addition to anyone’s vintage BMX bike collection. So keep your eye out and you too could be doing boom gnarly stunt tricks in no time!!!
sickmax BMX
Tweet Tweet!
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So I figured that most people don’t actually use the Interweb like they should anymore, they just meander from social networking site to social networking site! So you can now follow BlowMy900 via Twitter, you never have to annoyingly type in the URL into the address bar ever again! Also, you can conveniently make suggestions! http://twitter.com/blowmy900
A Fun and Exciting Fly Swatter!
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Sick of the boring mundane ways to kill flies?? Me too! Yesterday I received an awesome suggestion for a 1500 watt electric fly-swatter! Now you don’t have to worry about hitting the fly/mosquito onto something, just get in within range of this bad boy and it’s lights out for Louie! This one is on special and is discounted at 72%! So with the exchange and shipping I think you could get about 33 of these marvels of man-kind!
A Goat! I never thought I would buy a goat!
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To follow up yesterday’s suggestion of a boat, today I propose that you buy a goat! You can pick up a high quality Saanen/Nubian cross dairy goat for $75! Now, according the seller...”You can produce $20 /milk per goat per day with these girls, so pay off the cost in less than a week!!!”. They would also be handy lawnmowers, best friends, or guard goats. With your $900 stimulus money you could buy 12 goats!!
A boat! Never thought I’d be on a boat.
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Grab your swim trunks, Flippy Floppies and you’ll be straight flowing on a boat on the deep blue sea!! A boat! I have always wanted a boat, pretty much more than anything. Boat owners have a certain air of class, regality and the fact that they know they are better than you. For like $500 you can pick yourself up an awesome boat on Ebay, and with the left over money you can buy yourself like 4 bottles Santana Champagne(yes THAT Santana)!!
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- A Boat!
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- Drinking Santana Champ cause it’s so crisp.
If you are unawares of what I’m talking about…See The Lonely Island’s video aptly titled- “On A Boat”. Caution- It’s a little profane.
A Goatee Saver!
Filed under: $900, $950, Economic Stimulus Package, How will I get my $900 stimulus payment?, Stimulation Contract, When will I get my $900 stimulus payment?
I know what you are thinking…the ONE thing that holds you back from growing a goatee is the fact that they don’t look neat and tidy! Well stop that thought and check out the goatee saver! I mean people claim that penicillin or electricity are our greatest discoveries…I implore you to reconsider! Due to the exchange rate and the exorbitant shipping costs one of these will cost you $75 (AUD) delivered to your door. So, with your $900 you could buy 12 of these marvels of human ingenuity!
A smart man once said
"Give a man $900 and he can eat for a week, tell a man to vote Liberal and he wouldn't have needed the $900 to begin with."
