Stimulus Suggestion- Straws!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
April 29, 2009 by Kruddler! · 1 Comment
Filed under: $900 stimulus package ftw, Stimulus Package Suggestion, When will I get my $900 stimulus payment?
Filed under: $900 stimulus package ftw, Stimulus Package Suggestion, When will I get my $900 stimulus payment?
Why straws?! Cause straws are awesome, silly! Sometimes I wish there was a foldable straw that I could stick in my pocket and carry around. I would probably name her Sassie. Sassie the Straw. I once met a girl called Sassie, it was one of the greatest things ever. Anways, today I propose that we create the world’s most amazing straw by spending $900 on these amazing straws!I would love to take $900 worth to the cricket or footy to see how far around it would go! Imagine drinking a guys beer like 50m away and him not even knowing!! Brilliant!!
A smart man once said
"Give a man $900 and he can eat for a week, tell a man to vote Liberal and he wouldn't have needed the $900 to begin with."
