Stimulation Season Day 2: The First Recipient!!
Filed under: $900, $900 stimulus package ftw, Economic Stimulus Package, Stimulus Season, When will I get my $900 stimulus payment?
I just got an email from someone who got their $900. Congrats Melissa!! She was stimulated via her bank account and she is late in the alphabet…so it ain’t by name order, thankfully! I can stop hating my parents for having the last name Zypper! haha
There is hope after all!!
NEWS— Second recipient reported! We are on a roll people!!!
Stimulus Suggestion- Rope-less Skipping rope
Filed under: $900 stimulus package ftw, 900 stimulus package, Stimulus Package Suggestion, Stimulus Season, When will I get my $900 stimulus payment?
I don’t know about you, but the main reason that I don’t do a whole lot more skipping, is because of that pesky rope! (*loud voice*) Well do I have the product for you…..Introducing the Jump Snap!!(/end loud voice) To be honest with you, when my lame co-worker showed me this, I thought it was fake. It is a skipping rope, that doesn’t have a rope,that’s it. Also, from what I can gather, it apparently has a “computer” that tells you how you are doing, how many skips you’ve done and how many calories you’ve burned. They are like$40US, but I’m sure “Moira” will be selling them soon, so hold onto your money til then!! Also— Stimuluation Season DAY 2..Still no money!!
Squirrel Underpants.
Filed under: $900 government payment, $900 stimulus package ftw, $950, 900 stimulus package, Economic Stimulus Payment, When will I get my $900 stimulus payment?
I know I know, you are like…Blow My 900 is usually so informative and the ONLY place you come to in order to know what to spend your $900 stimulus payment on!! But today, the staff around here decided that it should be a little “silly”, it is after all, so darn close to the “Stimulation Season”. So today we recommend…Squirrel Underpants!! Not only do we not have squirrels here, but I’ve met a few squirrels in my time but you would be hard pressed to catch one and then put garments on them. I guess you could put these underpants on a small dog/cat or perhaps a possum? But I’m sure you’ve had some annoying person say to you…soo….what are you going to spend your $900 stimulus package money on?? Now you can excitedly reply with 80 pairs of SQUIRREL UNDERPANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Squirrel Underpants FTW
A smart man once said
"Give a man $900 and he can eat for a week, tell a man to vote Liberal and he wouldn't have needed the $900 to begin with."
