Stimulus Suggestion- Rope-less Skipping rope
Filed under: $900 stimulus package ftw, 900 stimulus package, Stimulus Package Suggestion, Stimulus Season, When will I get my $900 stimulus payment?
I don’t know about you, but the main reason that I don’t do a whole lot more skipping, is because of that pesky rope! (*loud voice*) Well do I have the product for you…..Introducing the Jump Snap!!(/end loud voice) To be honest with you, when my lame co-worker showed me this, I thought it was fake. It is a skipping rope, that doesn’t have a rope,that’s it. Also, from what I can gather, it apparently has a “computer” that tells you how you are doing, how many skips you’ve done and how many calories you’ve burned. They are like$40US, but I’m sure “Moira” will be selling them soon, so hold onto your money til then!! Also— Stimuluation Season DAY 2..Still no money!!
Stimulus Packages start coming next week! The stimulus season is nearly upon us!
Filed under: $900 stimulus package ftw, 900 stimulus package, Economic Stimulus Package, Stimulus Package News, When will I get my $900 stimulus payment?
The ATO have released a statement saying that the $900 stimulus payment will start rolling out next week and will will take up to 6 weeks for all of them to be delivered! I’m not sure whether direct deposit people will get it first or how it all works, but we will keep you posted! Also- Let us know when you receive your stimulus package so we can help spread the stimulation to those who haven’t been fully stimulated yet!
I really hope these things aren’t sent out in alphabetical order, cause I’m totally screwed…
A smart man once said
"Give a man $900 and he can eat for a week, tell a man to vote Liberal and he wouldn't have needed the $900 to begin with."
