Stimulation Season Day 2: The First Recipient!!
Filed under: $900, $900 stimulus package ftw, Economic Stimulus Package, Stimulus Season, When will I get my $900 stimulus payment?
I just got an email from someone who got their $900. Congrats Melissa!! She was stimulated via her bank account and she is late in the alphabet…so it ain’t by name order, thankfully! I can stop hating my parents for having the last name Zypper! haha
There is hope after all!!
NEWS— Second recipient reported! We are on a roll people!!!
Fun with 5c pieces!!!
Filed under: $900 government payment, $900 stimulus package ftw, $950, 900 stimulus package, Economic Stimulus Payment, Stimulus Season
I received an email today that suggested converting your $900 in 5 cent pieces! Think about it…that’s 18,000 pieces of legal tender at your disposal!!!!! The un-named emailer thought it would be an idea to glue 5 cent pieces to the sidewalk around his city. BM900 does not condone this (possibly illegal) behaviour but it gave me an idea! No matter what you spend your $900 on this Stimulus Season, do it with 5 cent pieces! If we all got together we would have millions of 5 cent pieces! Maybe we could have a massive 5 cent piece race or build a giant 5 cent piece outta 5 cent pieces!! If you have ideas, let me know!!!! To summarise… if you are using the stimulus money as a gift to someone, a $50 note has a whole lot less love in it than 1000 5cent pieces! Let your loved ones know that you really care this Stimulus Season! Stimulus Season….start using it! It’s really catching on!
A smart man once said
"Give a man $900 and he can eat for a week, tell a man to vote Liberal and he wouldn't have needed the $900 to begin with."
