A coffin.
Filed under: $900 stimulus package ftw, 900 stimulus package, When will I get my $900 stimulus payment?
There is a lot of frivolity that goes on around this website, and I guess there has been an outcry for some serious suggestions. Well I received a delightful tip-off from one of BM900′s wonderful Twitter followers! She suggested to think ahead and buy yourself your very own coffin! I mean when you think about it, you probably won’t get to choose it, and well you will end up spending a lot of time in it! Think of your loved ones and the torment they will have to go through picking out a coffin for their son/daughter/secret lover/mother/un-loved middle child/step-father Steve, and buy your own coffin today!!! Actually, I think I would buy this one off Ebay cause it kinda looks used(which is awesome!), and well I would have enough money left over for a chainsaw, flamethrower and jackhammer, cause seriously who’s NOT afraid of being buried alive?!
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Filed under: $900, $950, Economic Stimulus Package, How will I get my $900 stimulus payment?, When will I get my $900 stimulus payment?
So I figured that most people don’t actually use the Interweb like they should anymore, they just meander from social networking site to social networking site! So you can now follow BlowMy900 via Twitter, you never have to annoyingly type in the URL into the address bar ever again! Also, you can conveniently make suggestions! http://twitter.com/blowmy900
A smart man once said
"Give a man $900 and he can eat for a week, tell a man to vote Liberal and he wouldn't have needed the $900 to begin with."
